Okay - I've just found out that there's gonna be a #Gremlins3 via a friggin' Jack In the Box commercial!
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.
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Okay - I've just found out that there's gonna be a #Gremlins3 via a friggin' Jack In the Box commercial!
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.
Chip and Eddie of Rose-Tinted World go to Spiffee Burger.
Chip and his father Jonathan discuss the modern news cycle.
Back at Spiffee Burger, Maddie Crenshaw discusses the corporate office's bizarre new products with her insomniac (and mentally unstable0 employee, Zack Davenport. Zack reacts to two of what one would HOPE are hallucinations: the avatars of Obesity and Diabetes.
The "Marshamllow Peeps" - Mallory, Tess and Daphne, go out for pizza. The counter guy gets a bit distracted by their 'prominent attributes'.
I've recently combined many of my myriad #webcomics into a shared universe.
Obviously, I'm insane and a glutton for punishment.
#TalesFromSaintMurphy #Xailenrath #Proteus #ComicFury
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
13.11.2025 19:30 β π 15 π 8 π¬ 0 π 02. and/or telling why "You'll never see this toon the same way again" because they are EXPOSING whatever mindstate or opinion that was perfectly common BACK THEN but is supposedly cancel-worthy NOW (that showed up in like ONE episode for 12 seconds), in order to "ruin your childhood"?!
Really, #WTF?
1. Why are there so many #YouTube channels dedicated to critiquing past #Cartoons, #FamilySitcoms & kids' shows via The Millennial Eye? - really stretching to showcase 'Dark, Mature Themes' and "Conspiracies supposedly Hidden From Us UNTIL NOW"?
13.11.2025 09:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A still from the NetFlix show 'Super Crooks' whereas one of the getaway bikes' license plates says "NOV7TH" - which is today.
Looks like I picked the exact right day to do a re-watch on #SuperCrooks!
07.11.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!
03.11.2025 15:00 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Coffee doesnβt make the artβyou do. Coffee just makes you slightly less feral while doing it. πΊβ
03.11.2025 15:02 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Kinda in that same vein & keeping with what Poochy was supposed to BE, I'mma cast my vote for Original Recipe Kon-El/Superboy.
The shades, shaved head/spitcurl 'do, the one earring. The leather jacket. The 'TUDE.
I mean - COME ON!
He grew and evolved & all, but Reign of the Supermen Kon?
F'in POOCHY
Leo, Olivia and Fitz dressed as Dr. Furter, Janet and Brad for (early) Halloween!
The only (proper) day of the year I can post this:
12.10.2025 00:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0... and yet, you're still HERE.
02.10.2025 12:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was MY assumption the last THREE times The Rapture "happened".
The faithful got called up, about 436 ppl outta 8 billion actually left and a few 'missing persons' reports were filed.
But mostly, nobody really noticed because we suck as a species.
I'm good.
#TheRapture
#RaptureDay
The world sucks flaming farts. Hereβs a bit of relief starring OCs from my friends over on ComicFury.com. You are not ready forβ¦Rubbergirl vs Serpentyne!
#ComicFury #Webcomic #comics #fanart #RubberGirl #Serpentyne #Hawaii #Superhero #TeamHades
Chip Larroquette watches the news. His father, Jonathan espouses that allowing him to do so is akin to child abuse. In this day and age, he ain't wrong!
Cat and Mouse get lost in a dark alley and are accosted by Bargus the goblin. This was a mistake on his part as Cat and Mouse turn out to be a vampire and a werewolf, respectively.
Nyx Carrion, Queen of St. Murphy's vampires, attacks Rex Riley - an interloper into her "palace" beneath the St. Murphy Cemetery. Noting the multicolored and slightly glowing fog creeping around them, she thinks that he is defending himself with a gas attack. It turns out that the "gas" is actually phantoplasm, and Rex's real weapon is the "upstairs neighbors" - cemetery ghosts from the graves above Nyx's domain!
From the pages of I Was A Teenage Super Villain, Chicago's newest superheroes: The Chicago Ultras!
Here's where I am now
3 pages from my current #webcomics:
2 from "Tales From St. Murphy",
1 from "Solid Citizens"
and one older page from "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", which I really need to get back to, at least to finish the current dangling storyline in the chapter.
#Xailenrath #ComicFury
Hm
this #Rapture of yours just happens to coincide with #BiVisibilityDay?!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just sounds petty and suspicious is all I'm sayin'.
As though it were getting nervous side-eye from Christmas and Winter Solstice is all "Shit! Here we go again!"
Nice try, Conservatives.
Um, yeah - #JSYK
" #TheRapture "?
Already "happened" back in 2011.
and 1994.
and 1988.
Gotta commend y'all's faith (*coughstupiditycough*) to keep believing in these events every time they're 'about to happen'.
Over and over again.
That's real sticktoitiveness.
Me trying to act normal in literally any public situationβ¦
14.09.2025 01:37 β π 51 π 10 π¬ 0 π 2#BaldursGate3: Laeβzel is about to make me her love-slave! Possibly LITERALLY!
β¦Iβm scared.
So if you replace the green with more red, then it's accurate, lol.
09.09.2025 10:39 β π 89 π 14 π¬ 1 π 0Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.
08.09.2025 16:00 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0So...
"NEET", huh?
#runningtab #buzzword
...then, they did the #DBZ Fusion Dance and became a #PLATYPUS!
17.08.2025 22:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come!
15.08.2025 02:30 β π 6 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man! Is it the 13th already?!
I forgot to send in my #JennyEverywhereDay submissions before leaving the house!!
Hope I get back in time or itβs another year!!
Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
12.08.2025 02:30 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 0 π 2Teen supervillain Mosh Pit on the cover of Supervillain Weekly.
This week in Supervillain Weekly: the kids are alright! A friendβs OC, Mosh Pit from Team Hades, stars on the cover!
#art #fanart #webcomic #SupervillainWeekly #TeamHades #MoshPit #LittleButFierce
Page with gay pride flag behind man making shushing motion. Text is βfor Riot Rabbit and other gay supervillains, acceptance is comingβbut slowly.β
Created for Pride Month 2023: itβs a special Rainbow Issue of Supervillain Weekly with Team Hadesβ leader, teleporting teen Riot Rabbit!
#supervillainweekly #riotrabbit #teamhades #teensupervillain #comics #fanart #
Not sure if he was ever a proper X-man, but, The Retcon That Walks Like A Man, Jamie #MultipleMan Madrox is my favorite #Marvel hero overall, muchless mutant!
Does X-Factor and/or X-Corps count?