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Drawing. Coffee. Introspection. Ice Water. More Coffee. Gen X | He/Him | The Bi in BITTER | Non-AI AF | PNW. Locally sourced, artisanal scribbles made the old-fashioned way by a Depressed Diabetic Hack Cartoonist & Walking Identity Crisis with no feet.

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Okay - I've just found out that there's gonna be a #Gremlins3 via a friggin' Jack In the Box commercial!
Weirder still, the release date is set for 2 years from this very day.

20.11.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chip and Eddie of Rose-Tinted World go to Spiffee Burger.

Chip and Eddie of Rose-Tinted World go to Spiffee Burger.

Chip and his father Jonathan discuss the modern news cycle.

Chip and his father Jonathan discuss the modern news cycle.

Back at Spiffee Burger, Maddie Crenshaw discusses the corporate office's bizarre new products with her insomniac (and mentally unstable0 employee, Zack Davenport. Zack reacts to two of what one would HOPE are hallucinations: the avatars of Obesity and Diabetes.

Back at Spiffee Burger, Maddie Crenshaw discusses the corporate office's bizarre new products with her insomniac (and mentally unstable0 employee, Zack Davenport. Zack reacts to two of what one would HOPE are hallucinations: the avatars of Obesity and Diabetes.

The "Marshamllow Peeps" - Mallory, Tess and Daphne, go out for pizza. The counter guy gets a bit distracted by their 'prominent attributes'.

The "Marshamllow Peeps" - Mallory, Tess and Daphne, go out for pizza. The counter guy gets a bit distracted by their 'prominent attributes'.

I've recently combined many of my myriad #webcomics into a shared universe.
Obviously, I'm insane and a glutton for punishment.
#TalesFromSaintMurphy #Xailenrath #Proteus #ComicFury

15.11.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"

13.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2. and/or telling why "You'll never see this toon the same way again" because they are EXPOSING whatever mindstate or opinion that was perfectly common BACK THEN but is supposedly cancel-worthy NOW (that showed up in like ONE episode for 12 seconds), in order to "ruin your childhood"?!
Really, #WTF?

13.11.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Why are there so many #YouTube channels dedicated to critiquing past #Cartoons, #FamilySitcoms & kids' shows via The Millennial Eye? - really stretching to showcase 'Dark, Mature Themes' and "Conspiracies supposedly Hidden From Us UNTIL NOW"?

13.11.2025 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A still from the NetFlix show 'Super Crooks' whereas one of the getaway bikes' license plates says "NOV7TH" - which is today.

A still from the NetFlix show 'Super Crooks' whereas one of the getaway bikes' license plates says "NOV7TH" - which is today.

Looks like I picked the exact right day to do a re-watch on #SuperCrooks!

07.11.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A PKE surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!

03.11.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Coffee doesn’t make the artβ€”you do. Coffee just makes you slightly less feral while doing it. πŸΊβ˜•

03.11.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda in that same vein & keeping with what Poochy was supposed to BE, I'mma cast my vote for Original Recipe Kon-El/Superboy.
The shades, shaved head/spitcurl 'do, the one earring. The leather jacket. The 'TUDE.
I mean - COME ON!
He grew and evolved & all, but Reign of the Supermen Kon?
F'in POOCHY

28.10.2025 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Leo, Olivia and Fitz dressed as Dr. Furter, Janet and Brad for (early) Halloween!

Leo, Olivia and Fitz dressed as Dr. Furter, Janet and Brad for (early) Halloween!

The only (proper) day of the year I can post this:

12.10.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

... and yet, you're still HERE.

02.10.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was MY assumption the last THREE times The Rapture "happened".
The faithful got called up, about 436 ppl outta 8 billion actually left and a few 'missing persons' reports were filed.
But mostly, nobody really noticed because we suck as a species.

23.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm good.
#TheRapture
#RaptureDay

23.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The world sucks flaming farts. Here’s a bit of relief starring OCs from my friends over on ComicFury.com. You are not ready for…Rubbergirl vs Serpentyne!
#ComicFury #Webcomic #comics #fanart #RubberGirl #Serpentyne #Hawaii #Superhero #TeamHades

17.04.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chip Larroquette watches the news. His father, Jonathan espouses that allowing him to do so is akin to child abuse. In this day and age, he ain't wrong!

Chip Larroquette watches the news. His father, Jonathan espouses that allowing him to do so is akin to child abuse. In this day and age, he ain't wrong!

Cat and Mouse get lost in a dark alley and are accosted by Bargus the goblin. This was a mistake on his part as Cat and Mouse turn out to be a vampire and a werewolf, respectively.

Cat and Mouse get lost in a dark alley and are accosted by Bargus the goblin. This was a mistake on his part as Cat and Mouse turn out to be a vampire and a werewolf, respectively.

Nyx Carrion, Queen of St. Murphy's vampires, attacks Rex Riley - an interloper into her "palace" beneath the St. Murphy Cemetery. Noting the multicolored and slightly glowing fog creeping around them, she thinks that he is defending himself with a gas attack. 
It turns out that the "gas" is actually phantoplasm, and Rex's real weapon is the "upstairs neighbors" - cemetery ghosts from the graves above Nyx's domain!

Nyx Carrion, Queen of St. Murphy's vampires, attacks Rex Riley - an interloper into her "palace" beneath the St. Murphy Cemetery. Noting the multicolored and slightly glowing fog creeping around them, she thinks that he is defending himself with a gas attack. It turns out that the "gas" is actually phantoplasm, and Rex's real weapon is the "upstairs neighbors" - cemetery ghosts from the graves above Nyx's domain!

From the pages of I Was A Teenage Super Villain, Chicago's newest superheroes: The Chicago Ultras!

From the pages of I Was A Teenage Super Villain, Chicago's newest superheroes: The Chicago Ultras!

Here's where I am now
3 pages from my current #webcomics:
2 from "Tales From St. Murphy",
1 from "Solid Citizens"
and one older page from "I Was A Teenage Super Villain", which I really need to get back to, at least to finish the current dangling storyline in the chapter.
#Xailenrath #ComicFury

23.09.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hm
this #Rapture of yours just happens to coincide with #BiVisibilityDay?!
I'm no conspiracy theorist, but it just sounds petty and suspicious is all I'm sayin'.
As though it were getting nervous side-eye from Christmas and Winter Solstice is all "Shit! Here we go again!"

Nice try, Conservatives.

23.09.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Um, yeah - #JSYK
" #TheRapture "?
Already "happened" back in 2011.
and 1994.
and 1988.

Gotta commend y'all's faith (*coughstupiditycough*) to keep believing in these events every time they're 'about to happen'.
Over and over again.
That's real sticktoitiveness.

23.09.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me trying to act normal in literally any public situation…

14.09.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

#BaldursGate3: Lae’zel is about to make me her love-slave! Possibly LITERALLY!
…I’m scared.

10.09.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So if you replace the green with more red, then it's accurate, lol.

09.09.2025 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every ancient religion has its own myth about the end of the world.

08.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So...
"NEET", huh?
#runningtab #buzzword

07.09.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...then, they did the #DBZ Fusion Dance and became a #PLATYPUS!

17.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come!

15.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man! Is it the 13th already?!
I forgot to send in my #JennyEverywhereDay submissions before leaving the house!!
Hope I get back in time or it’s another year!!

13.08.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.

12.08.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
Teen supervillain Mosh Pit on the cover of Supervillain Weekly.

Teen supervillain Mosh Pit on the cover of Supervillain Weekly.

This week in Supervillain Weekly: the kids are alright! A friend’s OC, Mosh Pit from Team Hades, stars on the cover!
#art #fanart #webcomic #SupervillainWeekly #TeamHades #MoshPit #LittleButFierce

13.03.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Page with gay pride flag behind man making shushing motion. Text is β€œfor Riot Rabbit and other gay supervillains, acceptance is comingβ€”but slowly.”

Page with gay pride flag behind man making shushing motion. Text is β€œfor Riot Rabbit and other gay supervillains, acceptance is comingβ€”but slowly.”

Created for Pride Month 2023: it’s a special Rainbow Issue of Supervillain Weekly with Team Hades’ leader, teleporting teen Riot Rabbit!
#supervillainweekly #riotrabbit #teamhades #teensupervillain #comics #fanart #

16.01.2025 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure if he was ever a proper X-man, but, The Retcon That Walks Like A Man, Jamie #MultipleMan Madrox is my favorite #Marvel hero overall, muchless mutant!
Does X-Factor and/or X-Corps count?

10.08.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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