Chuck Russell

Assuming donny isn't just lying his ass off, these damn countries need to STOP appeasing this little dictator, FFS.

"Hey donny, take your feeble attempts at extortion and go fuck yourself," should be the only response.

Tylenol needs to sue the ever-living fuck out of bobby jr. and his orangutan boss.

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All these generals who swore an oath to support and defend the Constitution can just go ahead and regime change that orange fuck anytime now.

No sane, self-respecting person would date a maga cultist. I assume male maga cultists are only interested in dating kinfolk, or are holding out for a rendezvous with mike johnson.

Triple fuck @cnn.com for still employing this turd.

Or a bucket of "hamberders".

America is just another trump casino.

What's to investigate?? She works for the trump regime, she's unethical AF.

texghanistan is really running up the score in the "Shittiest State in America" competition.

WAY past time the abbott regime was removed.

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That's Sparky, from the new Pixar movie, "Cars."

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Is the same "military" that has lost >1,000,000 troops and been reduced to using horses and motorcycles in Ukraine?

Sounds like more tiny pecker rattling from little vlad.

Does donny also have a testicular inversion? That would explain his fucking kids.

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Is he having another stroke *while* posting??

The Reckoning replacing johnson's smug little grin with a look of abject terror is going to be sweet. #JusticeForAll

Kill every last nazi?

To be fair, it wasn't so much a mob as a directed attempt to overthrow the US government and lynch the sitting VP by a gagglefuck of pedo-loving, racist nitwits.

Quick, change the locks!

Did he contract sofalis?

The #ICE gestapo was denying them entry BEFORE the shutdown. They KNOW what they're doing is illegal, and they are engaged in a massive coverup of the criminal conditions inside their facilities. Lawmakers need to rent a bulldozer and enter.

Sorry, they couldn't hear you with donny's thighs pressed tightly to the sides of their heads.

Hell no. I lived in a maga part of town, and it was awful. I can't imagine living in a whole state run by these... "people."

We have to assume he's just laundering money now. No surprise there. #CareerCriminal

A real state would have vacated johnson's seat and replaced him.

Maybe if we give billionaires and giant corporations like 10 more tax breaks, costs for consumers will come down. Okay, maybe 17 more.

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Sorry florida, mississippi, ohio- so long as the abbott regime is running things, texghanistan is going to maintain its insurmountable lead in the "Shittiest State in America" competition.

mike "Little" johnson is working REALLY hard to keep the #epstein files hidden away. But why?? It can't be just to protect his orange god-king, right?

Imagine the outcry if Biden or Obama had said such a thing. fox "news" would be calling for the military to overthrow the lunatic, and rightly so. WHY does donny get a pass? I mean, *aside* from unabashed hypocrisy.

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The Seattle Mariners? They've always been a little suspect, but I had no idea they would shut down the government just to protect pedophiles.

Makes sense though- they're from the Pacific Northwest, just like... Bigfoot!

"Stop calling us an apartheid state!"

"Bird strike" 'em.