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Lighthearted content about Brighton & Hove, Sussex, football & life as a Brighton lad living in Tornado Alley on the Great Plains of Oklahoma. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšฝ๏ธ #BHAFC

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I WOULDNโ€™T BET AGAINST IT โ˜บ๏ธ

The Amex next Saturday
Everton at home
Verbruggen goes down
With a yelp and moan.
Hรผrzeler turns to the bench
Surely now Steele, between the sticks?
Youโ€™ll never going to believe
Who he actually picks. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜„

24.01.2026 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wishing everyone a relaxing week ahead with friends and family.

Cheers, all. โ™ฅ๏ธ

Jon

21.12.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SATURDAY, 09.00 & ONE OF THOSE FANTASTIC RANDOM EXPERIENCES

Early morning stroll in Prague and I heard organ music and singing coming from a church.

So I sneaked in onto the back row.

Wow.

06.09.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DFW, BUT SUSSEX BOUND

Leaving on a jet planeโ€ฆ.

10.08.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11 MINUTES FROM OUR FRONT DOOR TO MY DEPARTURE GATE

6 minute drive to the airport โœ…
$0 fee to be dropped off โœ…
Hand luggage only โœ…
Already checked in โœ…
No line @ security โœ…

Itโ€™s not always like this, but Iโ€™ll take it.

See you tomorrow, Sussex. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

09.08.2025 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.45 ๐ŸŒž

Gardenโ€™s in good shape.
๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿชด๐Ÿช๐Ÿก๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒณ

07.08.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JOรƒO PEDRO โšฝ๏ธ

2of2

Soon to be a blue
Chelsea buying our players is nothing new
But weโ€™ll get a more cohesive squad
And a ยฃ20m+ profit, too. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

29.06.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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JOรƒO PEDRO โšฝ๏ธ

1of2

Great at pens
Just like Glenn
But after the reported bust-up
It was likely not โ€œifโ€ but โ€œwhenโ€.
I wish him well
Soon to be Chelsea personnel
On one particular match
Iโ€™ll choose to dwell.
We were playing away
In Marseille
Oh, that last min penalty
Stayed in the pub all day!

29.06.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A BIG ONE ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

Off to Germany tomorrow one of my biggest jobs of the year. ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

An international gala dinner & awards ceremony to host at Frankfurtโ€™s Opera House.

I was there in a pub when we secured European football 24 months ago. โšฝ๏ธ

No such luck this year. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

17.05.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

12.45, FRIDAY

Just left Hassocks for a 50miler.

Via Warninglid, Horsham, Steyning, Shoreham and Brighton.

May need a bit of encouragement if you see me. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿšด๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

16.05.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MRS BARD FLIES IN TOMORROW!!
โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Ž

01.05.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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NOTES FROM A SMALL CAFE

Overhearing conversations this morning reminds me of something that could be of use to us all.

Behind the scenes, and despite what they may post on social media, most people face challenges, struggles & lead far from perfect lives.

Hey, itโ€™s normal. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

01.05.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TOMORROW ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผโšฝ๏ธ

The return of Potter
Yes, that old rotter.
3 points, please
Man, we gotta.
Need a good display
We seem to have lost our way
Weโ€™re currently 10th
And itโ€™s nearly May. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

25.04.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Back in Sussex. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

And Mrs Bard is back here next week. ๐Ÿ’™

Britain is the most beautiful country on earth for the next 6 months, imo.

Enjoy it. โค๏ธ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฅ€

24.04.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TOGETHERโ€ฆ.โšฝ๏ธ

As society disintegrates before our eyes, our football club & fans have become one of the last sources of unity, humour & sanity on here.

Win, lose or draw, letโ€™s remember weโ€™re bonded by the love of a very special club & itโ€™s incredible journey.

UTA! ๐Ÿ’™

24.04.2025 16:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bandwagon. Jumping. (Late) ๐Ÿ˜Ž

13.04.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BACK ON FORM ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Thanks for the kind messages.

Out of hospital and back feeling pretty good.

Flying to Heathrow tomorrow.

Canโ€™t make Villa but have got a ticket for Saturday! โšฝ๏ธ

31.03.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DONโ€™T STOP BELIEVING

What a Journey
Still so far to go
All the way?
I think we can, you know
Just imagine
What a thrill
After we lay the ghost
Of 7 nil
What a run
Weโ€™ve been on since
Fabian with
A few to convince
But not me
As Iโ€™m sure he has planned
An FA Cup final
AND the promised land. โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™

28.03.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A beauty!

20.03.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DONโ€™T MISS THIS!๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป

What a line-up!

I know Brett will have put so much work into this, I just wish I could be in Sussex for it.

2pm this Saturday @ Worthing FCโ€™s ground supporting the fantastic Rocking Horse charity.

More here: rockinghorse.org.uk/event/charityfโ€ฆ

20.03.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CONGRATULATIONS, DAN.

Heโ€™s lived his dream and I canโ€™t be anything but absolutely delighted for him. โšซ๏ธโšช๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

16.03.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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If you havenโ€™t tried Air Baltic yet, I can highly recommend them.

They fly from Gatwick and have free lightening fast Starlink WiFi which means I could stream this live as I landed earlier. โœˆ๏ธ

12.03.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™M ON STRIKE ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

My clientโ€™s event starts in a couple of hours here in Latvia.

But Iโ€™ve told him I wonโ€™t be going on stage unless he changes the lighting from Palaceโ€™s blue & red to our blue & white. โšช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ตโšช๏ธ๐Ÿ”ต

09.03.2025 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CHEERS FROM RIGA! ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป

Loads of Brighton fans here tonight!
๐Ÿ’™โšฝ๏ธ

08.03.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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16.00 IN LATVIA. ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป

150 miles from the Russian border and, with 1 hour until kick-off, Iโ€™ve found a sports bar with the Premier League. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

Not 100% sure theyโ€™ll show our game as, apparently, there are lots of locals who support Liverpool.

Fingers crossed. UTA!! ๐Ÿ’™โšฝ๏ธ

08.03.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1837 - 1901 ๐Ÿ“ฎ

I discovered a little gem deep in the Sussex countryside this morning. โ™ฅ๏ธ

01.03.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wasnโ€™t mate. Iโ€™m over in the U.S. and wasnโ€™t sure when I was back in the UK. Great 3 points tonight!

25.02.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SUPERB THREE POINTS!!!! ๐Ÿ’™โšฝ๏ธ

In short
Second half was fraught
Best description?
โ€˜Hard foughtโ€™ ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

(Fantastic!!)

25.02.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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FOOTBALL, EH? โšฝ๏ธ

Who could have guessed that, immediately after this, weโ€™d go on our best run for 8 years.

Keep the faith.

25.02.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boom! ๐Ÿ’™

23.02.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0