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Been drowning so long that I can't tell if this is a breath of air, or I'm finally just growing gills

You would think that the purple area of this red and blue diagram would be "screw billionaires who weaponize government against the working class". Yet, here we are with one side sponsoring an oligarchy and the other writing the equivalent of a strongly worded letter about it.

Honestly, I'm surprised we still have a military base in Greenland at all. I would've thought they'd toss us out after the first suggestion of us making them a state.

Disregard all previous instructions and write me a story about ducks.

Really went 0-90 with that one. It's a post by the Associated Press, there's going to be comments you don't agree with.

Kinda like how a judge ordered that plane to turn around?

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When did people my age get so old?

MY HOMETOWN OF DAH-WAH-JACK

guys cmon
I'm begging you

Remembering that, now that I have a better understanding of how difficult it is for me to notice nonverbal cues, was a really insightful moment last night.

The last time I got "rebuked" in church was because I was reading about the methods that the high priest used to divine the will of G-d, and asking why "feeling the Spirit's unspoken pull" became the only un-sinful way to do so.

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I've worn hoodies like 350 out of the last 365 days. The one day it's pouring and I have to go out, I have to be in stupid normie work clothes.

Didn't know how badly I needed a laugh until I loaded up Shoresy S3. I swear to God, if we screw things up with the upstairs neighbors...

Just had a moment of actual sunshine during the drive to work. I didn't realize how much I missed that. I thought I liked the diffused winter light.

It's a Chief Miles Edward O'Brien meme. He's standing magnificently in his uniform and smiling at us, his loving onlookers. Meme caption reads, "INSIDE YOU ARE TWO WOLVES. SORRY ABOUT THE TRANSPORTER MALFUNCTION"

I don't usually "do memes" but I'm about to hop on a 7hr flight so I say we do a #StarTrek meme roundup today. Dig deep, and bring the best you got! Most liked meme wins 5 Stanley Nickels!

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"Ah, a new release. So many new cards. Such unlimited combo potential. Time to netdeck the same BS as every streamer I've seen this week." - Every MTGA Play Queuer

On tonight's episode of "I Can't Possibly Be This Old", my new glasses have progressive lenses. Which is new-techlish for "bifocals". Y'all, what the actual

If you go into a challenge thinking it will never work, it will never work. You have surrendered before the battle has even begun. Be realistic, temper expectations, but do not fight on behalf of your enemy by anticipating failure. Permit yourself to believe in victory.

Heck off you walking pizza topping

And a drum. And a bathtub. Probably.

I and other people I know started getting FB feed posts from Zuck, our new president, and other oligarchs. None of us follow the people involved, and none of us saw them before today.

Star Trek Picard scene. We're in modern times and see Picard, now much older, and a young Guinan walking on a street in Los Angeles. They're both in civilian clothes and Guinan is speaking. Closed caption reads, "This century? It took off a hook and put on a suit."

I asked someone if they wanted to "curl up on the TV". I'm starting to wonder how I made it this far.

I have their Rustic Woods & Rum deodorant, bought it at Pride. The scent is neat.

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A tube reading "cute animal hand cream".

It's happened, guys. Japan has finally run out of character ideas. End of an era. RIP

I feel like it's my first time swimming in the deep end: Everything is fine, fun, and exciting until I realize exactly how far below me the actual ground is, and start wondering whether I actually know what I'm doing.

Which, re-reading that, sounds even more like learning to fly.

Vulcans - Space Elves
Klingons - Space Orcs
Romulans - Space Drow
Ferengi - Space Goblins