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@chriswalker1964.bsky.social

If you enjoyed the hot dog, there's nothing to be gained by asking how it's made. Be great today, be better tomorrow. he/him

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Post image 19.11.2025 17:17 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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a baby is sitting in a high chair while a person holds a piece of cheese . ALT: a baby is sitting in a high chair while a person holds a piece of cheese .
19.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ya know, if you replace "whip" with "lick" that song still mostly makes sense.

19.11.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just wanted to make sure you understood the assignment, which, clearly you have.

19.11.2025 16:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional.

19.11.2025 16:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not, barely.

19.11.2025 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No! No time for that today. Busy. Cannot be distract ... always look on the bright side of life.

19.11.2025 15:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yah, fuck off.

19.11.2025 15:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Takes my son & me about 30mins to get through that scene. Too much laughing & we keep having to rewind.

19.11.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

LOL

19.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was eating at a restaurant last night when a waitress screamed, 'Does anyone know CPR?'

I shouted, 'I know the whole alphabet!'

Everyone laughed... Well, everyone except this one guy.

19.11.2025 13:31 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Mountains, landscape, sunset, stars, clouds.

Mountains, landscape, sunset, stars, clouds.

Col de la Madeleine, France (📸 : Marek Piwnicki).

19.11.2025 14:09 — 👍 39    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

He lives in his own world. I'd be shocked if he was aware of how hated he is.

19.11.2025 15:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey kids! Do you know what today is? It's W⚓ Wednesday!

Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common?
A: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

19.11.2025 14:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't get it. Ali was a boxer.

19.11.2025 14:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#IsHeGoneYet

19.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a baseball player getting ready to hit a ball ALT: a cartoon of a baseball player getting ready to hit a ball

More like this guy.

19.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂 Fair.

19.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm not a critic, just observant.

19.11.2025 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Weird patch on the right shoulder.

19.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣

19.11.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣 Such a role model!

19.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your gummy is stoned.

19.11.2025 00:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Evening commute after a long day at the office. Here’s a beautifully optimistic Call of the Wilde from @bwildemtl.bsky.social and a few quick thoughts from me.
Lori Answers the ☎️ #Habs 🧵

18.11.2025 23:06 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
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Why Reading Cleanses Your Mind Like a River's Flow Discover the transformative power of reading in this poignant tale about knowledge, curiosity, and keeping your spirit flowing.

Missed this beautiful life lesson this morning?

The words on the page never stopped working. We just stopped slowing down long enough to let them do their job. #Wisdom #LostArtOfReading

grumpa.ca/2025/11/18/t...

18.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

That's so awesome!

18.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

André Racicot?

18.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This province is a festering shithole and Smith, the entire UCP, and all their supporters are vile cunts.

18.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair enough

18.11.2025 21:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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