phöbe.

it's taken roughly three days for my heuristic of "never trust anybody who uses a separate forum to talk about people on the first forum" to be proven right, fucking hell.

Dial-up Internet to be discontinued AOL routinely evaluates its products and services and has decided to discontinue Dial-up Internet. This service will no longer be available in AOL plans. As a result, on September 30, 2025 this service and the associated software, the AOL Dialer software and AOL Shield browser, which are optimized for older operating systems and dial-up internet connections, will be discontinued. This change will not affect any other benefits in your AOL plan, which you can access any time on your AOL plan dashboard. To manage or cancel your account, visit MyAccount.

So apparently we are within the last 60 days of dial-up AOL being a thing.

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ht @mat.tl

oh crap right it's after 9pm i can't trust these thoughts lol

bell labs developed the transistor in order to improve telephony. as a side effect, the entire latter half of the 20th century was invented.

the teal tictacs cured my depression and now i have to discern which contradictory definition of "cocktail attire" is correct. i didn't sign up for this man.

can i be nonbinary and opt out of the inscrutable standards and etiquette for women or will those still apply except i'm even less respectable?

i wonder how easy it would be to find a really old tesla and pull out the charger system and add it to some other car. like what bits do you need for it to say "hello i am a tesla that gets free lifetime charging." adding it to a different ev would be nefarious but i want it wired to a phone charger

personally i don't have a favorite murder. i'm normal so i think murder is bad.

would u say goat is the goat meat?

where's crimecop when you need him

at least ai server farms are using general purpose processors. crypto miners are all on asics. ewaste the instant they're fabbed.

i wonder how many biotech or similar startups are waiting for the ai bubble to pop because golly a firesale server rack full of h100s would be awfully good at protein folding

i got one additional call and voicemail the following day and then forgot about this until just now because this lady called me again. 23 and 13, respectively.

is it mean to not tell her she has the wrong number?

yeah sure that's the right sport.

trasho canno

People have always been and will always be stupid, but I will admit this one is really doing my head in.

Like, yeah, man, the solution to too much sodium in your diet is to eat less salt, not replace the fucking chloride.
www.acpjournals.org/doi/10.7326/...

BIG BILL HELL'S HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING

also important baltimore news

YouTube video by Golfsavers: Online Tee Times & Golf Holidays Got a mole problem on your golf course?

youtube just reminded me of one of the most bizarre videos i've ever seen, where a guy says "i can sense moles underground" and then shoves his hand into the dirt and pulls out a mole

just saw an assassin fly fuck up a moth

really is a gamble any time i open this app that i'll see a post that makes me want to take up smoking. i should be on here less but ehhhh what else am i going to do with my time?

all i want from intel is a bigass cpu with only e cores. i don't want this 8+16 nonsense. give me 0+48. hundred watts and it'll trounce a 2p xeon server from 2017.

i considered getting one for an htpc a while ago because their integrated gpus have the same transcoder as any other alder lake cpu or arc a series gpu. it's a generation old now but it handles anything short of h.266.

imagine if george lucas had actually gotten the rights to flash gordon. no way in hell he could've cast mark hamill in the leading role. no way audiences could've suspended their disbelief enough to believe that that twink was the jets' qb.

"does han shoot first at least?" no! han doesn't shoot at all. that scene is just cut entirely from this version.

disney should hype up adding the original cut of star wars to disney plus and then when they finally do it's just camcorder footage of george lucas playing with action figures for two hours and doing silly voices and verbalizing sound effects to recreate the movie.

shower donut is a game changer

i just personally don't agree with radiation poisoning you held a rock and now you feel bad? grow up.

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It's a red text post that says: (transgender woman being denied at basketball tryouts, but it's the same town where Air Bud took place) come on coach you know me, playing nationals is my dream! (coach) sorry kid, "biological advantages" and all that. maybe if you were a dog things could be different, but.. (trans woman, cautiously getting down on all fours and looking up) okay okay so wait. uhhhm, like,.. woof? (coach, visibly excited) SOMEBODY GET THIS BITCH A JERSEY NOW!!

blowing past expectations by miraculously remembering to post here a third time in one week

if they can't handle such a remark then they shouldn't be dishing similar remarks out. fair's fair.