phoebe-jeebies

...oh god, normal people don't look at a car that shows up in a background of a movie for five seconds and immediately think "WHICH '90S MAZDA IS THAT" do they?

chat do i have autism.

that said google's got nothing on @lexusmale.bsky.social <3 <3 <3

google lens is kinda scary. i was trying to figure out which car pic #1 is but couldn't nail it down. it looks mazda but it's neither a miata nor an rx7. next guess was ford probe but none i could find look like that.

google lens conclusively says "ford probe" and shows a '93 probe with this front:

instead of calling me a man you should call me a fag. that way you don't get to pretend you're not transphobic and i get the consolation of talking to someone who at least isn't a coward.

yeah i'm gonna bet i surpassed your reading level when i was eight

(i also got a crappy lcd tv because i needed a screen that has a composite input and doesn't make me vomity)

fellas, get urself a lady who looks at you like denise crosby looks at jonathan frakes in his whorish wrap dress

mariners

i bet i could become the kind of autistic that can recognize jets by sound. casually drop a "that's a 767, probably a ups jet" without even bothering to look.

HEARTWARMING: science communicator thinks biological male is sociological female!

chat i'm so good at dress shopping the one i'm wearing has pockets and they can swallow an entire vhs tape

angel one on vhs

terrible day today but i did find the star trek episode that made me accept that i'm bi to do an rf rip of so it's arguably salvaged

i could probably make a clock out of a quartz crystal so how tf are these guys failing. they've got phase locked loops and shit.

me defending my purchase of an obsolete cpu:

i only cried for like five minutes after it was done. it's fine. just a reminder that i'm alone and can't count on anybody :) :) :)

i am so fucking sick of stabbing myself and there is nothing i can reasonably do about it.

bit tangential but even as a kid i didn't particularly care for toys r us because their lego prices were consistently ~25% more than someplace like target. i for one am not nostalgic for g*offery the g*raffe stealing my birthday money.

if you think about it the command module was a kind of cuck chair because michael collins had to sit in it and watch buzz and neil have a fun time on the moon

sometimes ur a guy and u can’t help that fact and its okay because you will not be the men who hurt you. you will be the man who listens and learns and it’s gonna be awesome actually bc you’ll be Happy

need a subaru outback to convert to a road-rail vehicle. need to go on a very stupid adventure.

🏈 NYG 32 - 33 DEN
FINAL

❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 2 times before.

Last time: Oct 30, 2016
Atlanta Falcons defeated Green Bay Packers

🏈 WSH 22 - 44 DAL
FINAL

❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before.

Last time: Nov 23, 1967
Oakland Raiders defeated Kansas City Chiefs

in like forty years when i'll have spent most of my life on hrt with updated documents and every surgery i want i will still be having this realization, i suspect

[me looking down at my girl sweatshirt worn over my girl blouse worn over my girl bra worn over my girl boobs] wait a second... i might be a crossdresser

wait crap right i'm a woman now

can't spell burt without half of the letters in lgbt

inspired by any number of those stupid ass "normalize hitting the curb" stickers

normalize negligent discharges feat. gun shooting the ceiling

shower idea:

i should try them out again because all this leaf mold is making me it/she

that was really nice of that one guy to hold on to his glasses so they didn't break when he fell