Andrew Craig

Is a lesbian governor similar to a lieutenant governor?

It's not only unpleasant politicians that get assassinated, unfortunately.

"They are a biological male" rather conflicts with "I should have been much more straightforward"!

It's a whimsical word for silly.

Because religion has lots of damaging effects, and mockery can help to lessen some of them.

If I saw two lovers walking in a park, I would at least know that they both existed, unless I'd been taking some strong drugs.

What if we believe that there's no divine to interact with?

In any case, every religion thoroughly deserves a good mocking.

Minoan? "Fresco paintings portray three class levels of women: elite women, women of the masses, and servants."

Yes, in hunter-gatherer bands of no more than a few dozen people. Returning to that social and economic system seems a bit improbable now.

But not testicle-related ads?

I'm old - tax the young people!

Other people.

Better still, stop flying.

Winston Churchill? Son of a chancellor of the exchequer.

One of the most annoying things about the article is the use of the wishy-washy idiom "not OK" to mean "morally wrong".

I am to say that their belief was wrong. No, the display of their mummies and grave goods is not ripping them out of the afterlife.

I once saw John Thomson deal brutally with two hecklers.

First: "No, the point of heckling is to make ME look a cunt."

Second: "I bet if we cut you in half, both ends would live."

Then what?

It's possible, indeed quite easy, to change your name and choose a new one. It's impossible to change your sex and choose a new one.

What happens to 50-65 writers then? On the dole?

Even in Dubai, that's not routine. Most of the people in Dubai are not billionaires.

Brook went bananas throughout his innings - there was no reason to stop.

It's about the right to speak the truth.

Does the sex lead to living dead babies?

There's no time called 12 am or 12 pm - they're 12 midnight and 12 noon.

Apartheid breakfast.

I shall remind you of this tweet in two hours' time.

I turned 18 in 1975, and went to lots of football matches in my teens, and this never happened to me, either.

A calculated gamble. If it had been missing, it might have changed the result of the match.

I think I, and other men, should be allowed to deviate as far from masculinity as I like. But deviating from masculinity wouldn't mean that I was "living as a woman". Just as deviating from femininity doesn't mean a woman stops living as a woman.

But you're telling ALL men to live as women for a few years. I wonder what YOU - since it's you making the suggestion - mean by "live as a woman".