We were talking about lasers in my optics lecture, and for some reason the whole time all I could think was "I really need to shoot a laser beam of cream right now"
What did my brain mean by this
04.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Here's an angle
01.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apparently bending over to look at my phone screen while jorkin' it gives me an absolutely monstrous headache
It's very weird, and I'm not sure why it happens; Is it higher blood pressure? Or the opposite, all the blood going to my bone instead of my head?
"The world may never know"
01.01.2026 09:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me pointing my penis directly at the camera, pulling my foreskin back as far as I can; You can see the opening of my urethra
ANOTHER random photo that was sitting in my folders
'Ere you go
28.12.2025 22:17 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
I just discovered this funny photo buried in the depths of my folders
Might as well post it here, enjoy
28.12.2025 22:09 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Me gettin' hard again
Anybody willing to help a birb out?
08.12.2025 22:23 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
Taking my multivitamin pill makes me feel a little slutty
Gotta swallow it nice and deep
05.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
He says "hi"
(Real photo)
21.05.2025 20:17 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I discovered that my phone has a slow motion camera, and I got a little carried away with it
(Very real video)
11.05.2025 09:03 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
This wasn't very easy to take
(Real photo)
11.05.2025 08:08 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A friend was surprised I didn't post more feets on here
So here you go
(Real photo)
23.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Bols
(Real photo)
27.01.2025 01:40 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Fun fact: Timelapsing yourself getting hard looks really funny
(Real video)
15.01.2025 03:52 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Finally, videos
Have a towel drop
29.12.2024 09:03 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
This picture was super hard to take
(Real photo)
08.12.2024 06:30 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Anybody want to start a band? We'll call it "Trumpet Sex"
(Real photos)
30.11.2024 02:28 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
My manhood on the beach (soft version)
My manhood on the beach (hard version)
I took a visit to my university's nudist beach
(Real photos)
19.11.2024 22:13 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Is there a lore reason god gave me this firehose of a vein?
(Warning: Real photo)
17.10.2024 15:08 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
It's hard sometimes
(Warning: real photo)
26.07.2024 20:03 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
We're going to play Banjo-Kazooie
(Real photo)
09.04.2024 04:06 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Is there an evolutionary reason it feels so satisfying to hold yourself like this?
(Warning: VERY real photo)
08.01.2024 22:39 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
When ya get out of the shower and discover that ya underwear has a hole in it
18.11.2023 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
There are exactly two types of guys:
- Those of us who admit to doing this with our thighs sometimes
- Liars
(Warning: real photo)
30.09.2023 03:14 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
