Billie d’Amati

She’s at least a 10, has nice tits, and is a mean as fuck commander player 🥳♥️

I keep building mean decks and I don’t know if it’s my twisted way of processing a recent trauma or me having a particular vendetta against men I play in commander.

Anyway, I’m gonna keep doing that, but someone tell me to build some silver border meme nonsense to balance the scales plz and thank

I need to see this list. 👀

Trade in those old cards you haven’t touched in years (and no your “okay but what if—“ no, it’s sat there for YEARS. Trade them. Get cards you’ll play that help you enjoy your decks.

This album is my recommendation. I’ve loved Khruangbin for over a decade and they recently redid an early album, and it’s really just so wonderful end to end.

Separate from this album but recommended: listen to “A Calf Born in Winter” by them as well. It’s one of my favorite songs in the world. 🥰

I am happy/regretful to inform the masses that this week has been an excellent week for the plot.

Whoever is writing my story is having a great (gay) time

After some testing, things we learned:

-this is a turbo aetherflux deck
-aerith got HANDS
-did you know Bre exiles those lands? you should know that (I did not)
-Odric, Lunarch Marshal is mandatory
-lifegain doubling is nasty
-this is just Soul Sisters in commander with a giantess general, we love!

The office wall is looking good 🤭

When I find my copy of Biorhythm and copies of Lutri amongst all my old bulk I haven’t checked in years it’s over for you bitches

Oh, ya girl has Jaheira/Guild Artisan and it’s my nastiest casual deck by FAR. Burakos with it interests me. 👀

Is that so? 👀

Just joined! ♥️

Yup! I have my (b)Rat Colony deck! Nothing strong by any means but SO much fun. 🤭

For all you streamer peeps:

Ya girl is finally set up again to be a guest on YOUR commander stream!! I have been guesting on streams for years and I’m very experienced with entertaining on streams, and I’d be delighted to jump on streams again.

Just hit me up! ♥️🤍🖤

LOOK AT YOU!! Gorg gorg GORG!! 😍😍

Still to do:
-Iron out last couple 10 card pack slots (new Lorwyn changeling and a 3 mana rock, maybe?)

-decide on # of players possible (so far building for 8, but 12-16 can be possible with the more 10 card packs and more available jumpstart packs

-buy sleeves and pack boxes

Commander Jumpstart Cube updates nobody asked for:

-Plucked as many mono color partners, Choose a Background/Background cards as I can immediately find

-10 card extra “packs” have 8/9 out of 10 slots figured out (they’ll all have the same 10 cards)

-Have the Magic article discussing pack design!

How I’ll be rolling up to Strixhaven prerelease, dressed as a Silverquill professor ⚪️⚫️

It's First Strike Friday.

ICE deserves no rest and no mercy, no matter what.

I think…I’m going to an LGS tonight?? To finally play Magic again??

I had stuff go down with my old LGS and I’ve been trying to find where to go next, and I’m hoping to get there for some vibe checks. 🥹

Thalia, Guardian of Thraben {1}{W} Legendary Creature — Human Soldier First strike Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast. No stranger to monstrous foes, Thalia marshaled surviving cathars, townspeople, and even ghoulcallers into an unbreakable fighting force. 2/1 Illustrated by Joshua Alvarado

Its first strike friday!

stay warm, stay safe, stay strong, and love your neighbors.

fuck ice.

Also, I’m in love with my new space and I did so much work already to make it my own. 🥰

Poppin’ in following my recent move to say I’m alive and drop this banger selfie I got in the dress I bought in the Selkie dress hyperfixation arc 🤭

-making people play my Commander Jumpstart cube that I will totally have done by then

-Gavin’s Unknown Event at the function (it’s fun as heck)

-Learn to Play cEDH event again (I loved teaching it)

-Chaff deck built with cards from old and new friends

-smoochin’ the homies and being real gay 🤭🏳️‍🌈

I’m moving in about a week back to the town I love. I can’t wait to be settled in so I can be a sweaty Magic player girlie again. 🤭

I support you fully, please feel free to yap about the beautiful gross-ass birds anytime 🤭

It’s so painfully gross to see in my work with Gen Z girls. The brainwashing is intense. Wilder is hearing that what sexual interactions they *do* have often lack contraception. I do as much as I can to educate but it’s SO hard. Social media is dreadfully loud.

Sylveon saying "hey guys" The kids say "Estrogeon" Sylveon says ".....close enough"

Hi hi!! 🥰🥰

4.5 years!