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I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

It’s 2025, how does every footballer not know you don’t stop someone by grabbing their facemask?

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So the NFL has for the second time not let Metallica highlight their premier event as a hometown show that could easily draw as many fans itself as their football game

Whenever you're feeling good and hungry, it's Skyline time!

I need to be up early for work tomorrow but in my happy place watching the #Packers so hoping they wrap this up quickly #GoPackGo

Ohio’s Application for Emergency Admission when one represents a threat to others

Am I reading Ohio’s “pink slip” provision correctly that this could apply to 🧊 if they’re unreasonably threatening or violent to anyone??

Tom Hamilton just qualified for another entry in the HOF the last couple of days imo, can’t wait for the postseason!

I’m older than her but my parents have done this for me in emergencies a couple of times recently and it’s been immensely helpful. “It’s going to be yours eventually, might as well use it when you need it, not just after we can’t see the good it goes toward”

Why?

Back of a bunch of seats on the floor (why?) for Sleep Token

I’m still super stoked to see Sleep Token of course, but why the fuck are there seats on 3/4 of the floor for a rock concert??!! I’m in the back having expected a pit 😓

Dumb quote from a US representative who doesn’t represent Cleveland claiming Cleveland is unsafe when it’s not.

Ok Rep Max Miller I’m not your constituent but I’m downtown right now and nothing is boarded up and thousands are heading to a game & concert without concern.

I just did a news search and couldn’t find anything about Portland being at war with anyone? prior to it being declared (without Congressional authorization, of course) a few hours ago

And the whole metal crowd is singing along to Total Eclipse of the Heart as it plays between bands 😂

It’s far from sold out but it’s awesome that deathcore bands are booking 5000 person venues 🤘

Lorna Shore pit tonight. Sleep Token pit tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Surely taking down the signs about climate change will keep the lobsters from disappearing from the Gulf of Maine

Lying to Congress? You mean like saying you won't make it harder for Americans to get vaccines if appointed United States Secretary of Health and Human Services? Or you won't overturn Roe v. Wade if appointed to the Supreme Court? That kind of lying?

How did who convince what “grand jury” to indict Comey? Who did they convene to be that fucking stupid to agree to sham charges?

Only way I knew about it was ASHP offering me a 20% off coupon shrug 🤷🏼‍♂️

I’m sorry but what, exactly, do the airlines have that TSA doesn’t since all of your info is already shared with the feds for every flight you board??

That earns 2-3 🥂

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It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers.

Busted it out today!!

Packers WAY overhyped the first two weeks. That was not a Super Bowl level team today.

I’m Loveing it #GoPackGo

It’s game day and I can’t wait to see this unstoppable team in person #GoPackGo!!!

You and hundreds of thousands of others it all ended up there together

There are even stickers if you want inspiration for something not quite full sleeve!

save the date: 9/19/2026 #CleanWaterFest

yes get that thing in a sleeve immediately