Coco the Nerd

You just politely nod your head while laughing inside. We were at some fancy pant preschool interview and this mom loudly proclaimed her kid was toilet trained and then the kid peed on the floor.

I have no one in real life to talk about this with and just forced my husband to get up to date on this. He was half listening until I got to the Olbermann part.

They absolutely love the drama of it all. Remember when they said “We are so back”. Besides they all think they are going to have a blockbuster book telling us all about the dysfunction when it’s over.

I would also like to excluded 20’s hoe stage community because we had some standards!

Who then shared with us his abysmal dating history.

Listen all of us who knew about the outage told on ourselves today.

Old men who probably have ED. She was putting in work on old man saggy balls!

Is this Grummz burner account?

The REAL villian was the other Alex, the boss but he got off scoff free for some reason.

Rumor has it Andrew Tate was one of the liquidated.

Pj is the union buster and Alex is the depressed divorced dad. I miss Replyall!

SAME! She gave new meaning to buttface. And maybe that is why she is sending butthole pics.

Cackling

The worst part of Twitter being down is we are going to get another wave of “Why Bluesky sucks” think pieces.

Found my “I can’t parry for shit” people.

Sleeping under my desk with the chair rolled in at lunch… fun times

I’m just trying to avoid figuring out the ET joke references. I wonder how many pictures she took before she was like okay send….

Half the internet being down is a good thing. I’m tired of reading stupid people’s opinions. Mine included!

Which is hilarious. All the “amidown” websites are having issues.

That absolutely tracks as well. Swisher was a asslicker until it paid more to be a hater. Zero credibility with her as well.

And those who would be inclined due to shitty morals don’t want to be body count 3,000.

Nah this breeds resentment amongst colleagues. The hard working ones who are now side eyeing her about how she got ahead. You can survive one affair. You can’t survive sleeping your way to the top literally. No man will want to be associated with her anymore because of impropriety.

Have to respect her hoe game.

She absolutely does and she has HIM on speed dial. Probably fucking him too.

This is one of those bad ideas we should see play out for no particular reason.

Easiest boycott ever.

I just read on the bad place he got full fully liquidated of his crypto holdings so a little positive news.

Reading this thread has highlighted how common this experience is for women of color especially Black women.

Nothing sucks more than weaponized white lady tears.

She did some bs “I’m here for you”. And I straight out said “You are absolutely not on my side and I see you for who you are”. That got rid of the fake niceness but then it was all out war. Document. Indifference. Everything in writing. I’m sorry. It’s a TERRIBLE position to be in.