Yall are my favorite thing on the internet

a half gallon of limoncello, and a small drinking glass

all you need to make limoncello is lemons and time. and grain alcohol, and a big jar, and simple syrup, which you have to make separately, and you have to combine them in a specific order and fashion. but if you are a follower of the dark art of Summer Partying this will all be easy for you

Why do they always send the poor?

replacing my "Baby on Board" bumper sticker with a "Child On Roof As An Offering To The Road Gods" one

‘oh man sporemichael can’t flerp for shit and if everblunken does’t cribble more sploops this team is never gonna make it to the big brouhaha’

that’s you doing sports talk, that’s what you sound like

Good morning to those USA military personnel who are looking to file as a conscientious objector. You don't have to obey unlawful orders, and in fact you must not.

There's a website for you. I hear the phone line is pretty tied up right now, because you are not alone.

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive

"Migrants, may the odds be ever in your favor.” - Kristi Noem

The way I would literally give a limb to go back there.

No because this is so fucking funny like Walz for real pulled an Uno reverse on the Abrego Garcia situation. "I said let him out." "Nope" End of conversation

This is a political time to wake up EVERYDAY prepared to Speak Truth to Power!

Kristi Noem wants migrants to battle for citizenship on reality TV Kristi Noem is now pushing for a reality show that would see immigrants compete 'for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,' DailyMail.com has learned.

Plot line: Dehumanize migrants, making it acceptable to terrorize them.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Cloven Hooved Horned Satan sitting in a library reading books to kids since we can't do drag storytime anymore....i thought we'd try something else

It's a fantastic book - download it - buy it - or just borrow it and read it. The Dust Bowl Triolgy are worth the effort.

They almost grew a spine.

All thanks to both New York senators for making sure we all remember the Democratic Party has no spine.

Via @theonion.com:

Chuck Schumer was damned if he did and damned if he didn't. Eventually the wheel of karma will turn again in the favor of sensible people, but God, am I tired of waiting.

#duet with @Nikki 💜 #Duet TikTok video by ✨Marisa Z.✨

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2qqM289/

We place greater value on things than we do people.

Sunday Times.

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

Cartoon by @davewhamond.bsky.social.

A colourful, glowing nebula that reaches beyond the top and bottom of the image. It is made of translucent clouds of gas: wispy and thin with hard edges in some places, and puffy and opaque in others. Blue, red and yellow colours mix together, showing light emitted by different types of atoms in the hot gas. Bright and pointlike stars are scattered across the nebula. The background is black.

NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF THE VEIL NEBULA AND IT’S GORGEOUS!!! 🌌✨

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What she said.

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

Based Hellboy.

The fact that this exists around us but we got stuck on this stupid planet with a bunch of man babies trying to work out their grievances is just so annoying.

I posted this recently as it was in the 2024 top 5 countdown, but now you also get the BONUS PANEL! 👇

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics