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Ben Schrank

@benschrank.bsky.social

Dad, husband, choreographer. Huge fan of the Badgers, Brewers, Packers, and Bucks. Also here for stock market stuff.

208 Followers  |  137 Following  |  72 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2024  |  1.8051

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@megancnbc.bsky.social is an absolute legend, for so many reasons, and now THIS?! Hell yeah girl! Keep it up!

29.05.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caroline Leavitt gives Jo from Mythic Quest vibes.

23.04.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started my position in $SVOL during this shit show. When the VIX is ~60 (ATLs for SVOL), I buy. Thinking of it as kind of a savings account that pays 22% interest. With the ability to shoot higher easily without any tie to a single company or sector. It’s my hedge against this admin. #CNBC

10.04.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might have to mute β€œTrump”. I came here to NOT know what’s going on.

21.01.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just trying to watch the Wheel and news break: President Dipshit did something stupid. 4 more years of this? Ugh.

21.01.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to @berthacoombs.bsky.social fire through this list of nonsensical drug names without missing a beat… πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

17.01.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just lost a big part of my summer. RIP Bob Uecker #Brewers

16.01.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the only acceptable cock block

05.01.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even Republicans don’t like Republicans.

03.01.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans don’t even like Republicans. #CSPAN

03.01.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you have to buy a 32-pack of apartments or can you just get one?

02.01.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These Oregon unis are ducking ugly #CFP

01.01.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re all rooting for Arizona State, right? #CFP

01.01.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s United Club behavior

01.01.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who?

01.01.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He for sure had his mouth open

01.01.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why did it have to be *that* former President?

30.12.2024 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bought 2 pairs of cargo pants today. Stoked they’re back in style. The first time around (high school) I didn’t have shit to carry.

29.12.2024 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m the guy on the lazy river thinking β€œOMG GOOOOOOOOO!!!”

29.12.2024 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just went into 5 Below for the first time AND my kid was with me. Talk about feeling like a baller. β€œOf course you can get both unicorn games!” β€œAre you sure we’re getting enough candy?!” Liberating!

28.12.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been in my grazing era since Thanksgiving

28.12.2024 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but do you have Delilah?

28.12.2024 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Phone calls? Ma’am, it’s almost 2025

27.12.2024 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just another reason I don't use my phone for phone calls

27.12.2024 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been a long time since I’ve been that entertained by a game I care so little about #Toledo

26.12.2024 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knock that shit off

26.12.2024 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She doesn’t see color

25.12.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Chiefs are corny as hell

25.12.2024 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people are talking about social media I like to drop a β€œwhat the fuck is the internet?!”

23.12.2024 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone but Nebraska. Congrats, ladies!

23.12.2024 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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