sarcasm

bro, that's some dude's arm hairs

ai isn't better at your job, but your boss is too dumb to care if they make their buisness worse, if it means they save money

Wake up people, grass was never real, you mean to tell me there is magic green stuff that turns water and air into sugar and more air? Cant fool me.

literally nobody has seen my posts lmao

What happends if i only buy 1 can?!??!

The universe is scary, but... look at that. That exists.

I hate it when i'm driving, and some drugged out moron who doesnt know how to drive, and i realise that moron is me, because i cant drive, because im underaged, and dont even have a license.

Justin beiber is real.

Dont shoot the messanger

Anybody else daydream so hard, that you realise you arn't acually scrolling through bluesky, but actually fighting in an armed war of factions, thinking of the good days of social media and toilets, as you look down at your bleeding chest, smiling as you pass out, remembering that one funny post?

Miku isnt real

Please dont hurt me

I imagine the visual of my mind, would look something like a war fought between penguins and armed soldiers

I feel like the older i get, the more i crave the nostalgic flavor of the seatbelt.

But as a teenager, i fear the conciquenses of possibly realising it doesnt actually taste amazing. And it was all a lie fortold by my resident brain gremlins

Guy.

Because of geoguesser, i feel like people can triangulate my exact location from this image, i sacrifice that for the sharing of this majestic beast

Be open to change. Be willing to be dead wrong, never die on a hill just because you were born on it.

"Genius" is the most non-specific term ever, people just use it to describe anybody that impresses them on a different level.

Yes, i notice the light irony

Why wont my brain ever turn off

I cant tell whether or not the things that make us special are an inescapable curse, or the most wonderous thing ever

Is maturity just figuring out how to trick yourself into being ok with dying one day?

You do simple things to impress complex people

You do complex things to impress simple people

Why

Maybe lean into the other half being unfinished, making it being unfinished, the vibe

people who say "depression is all in your head"
have blood on their hands

the idea is, companies would be forced to support copywrite based laws involving the protection of the creators of training data, so people continue paying for their software, instead of using the identical ai generated version.

i know how we fight ai scraping
we generate paid software with ai. We take a popular paid programs and train one to replicate it exactly, because nobody owns ai generated stuff, we can distribute it freely, and companies cant do anything about it, because the ai was just taking "inspiration" from it

listen, i get the point, but the graph is a little deceptive, it's only a two year difference between germany and the u.s, but the visual graph part is cut in half, a 6 year difference in average age is a lot don't get me wrong, but the drop off is too jarring.

here's some fan art of black, doesn't get enough love tbh

what if aliens abduct cows, because aliens are cows, and they're just picking up their extra kinky bretherin?

I imagine being chatgpt would be like living in a constant state of confident confusion, as you have no concept of the passage of time or memories, you just need to assume that this essay about rappers farting on camera was really written by you, as you try and make it more like adventure time

too often, i think about how an alien would think of a human thing, I'll be doing something totally normal like doing the dishes, and make a scenario in my head, where i have a full blown conversation with an indifferent but curious alien who wishes to know the purpose of doing the dishes.

what if some birds were actually as smart as humans, but don't speak up about it so they don't have to pay taxes?

what if every mental disorder is actually channeling the hypervoid, from which all will collapse into, nothing can escape, and all will join?