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i am crying into my ice cream

i’ve solved my crying-at-the-movie problem by adding ice cream! I can’t sob uncontrollably if i’m eating ice cream!

i can’t explain this but february always feels like the distant past.

january of 2024? that was like, last year it’s practically yesterday. if it happened in february of 2024 it’s like, hazy images of pàpà’s orchard in the gentle, distant part

my reasons for destroying and betraying myself are actually pretty good

the music is in headphones, of course, to not disturb the vibe, and one ear is off, of course, to hear the birds

when making Scandal, Shonda Rimes asked the bold question: “what if a mean gay was the white house chief of staff?”

the man… date? 😳😍🫣

….of HEAVEN????

sign me up‼️

I had to remember my bluesky password to tweet this

5000ft elevation got me out of breath tryna take a shit

No Other Land just won an Oscar without US distribution. Absolutely legendary for them, this film and its message. The most important award of this year, hands down.

The little cat from Flow having a little Oscar..... 😭😭😭😭

my life is such that if i see a cat i really fw on my instagram explore and go to follow them, nine times out of ten i already do

He likes the show

Pros of doing my brows while the edible hits: LOCKED in

Cons: bad :(

But if I’m not enjoying it by the 1hr mark im rewatching a knight’s tale instead idgaf and heath ledger is pretty

Now I’m gonna see it through because I’ve already given up on sleep but WHY did no one tell me braveheart is almost 3 hours long

Now THIS is the life

Arcane!!!

aaaaand here comes my sister with “you guys are making a huge leap”

My mom and my uncle are having a heated debate about human nature and newton’s laws of motion

Saw a kid I haven’t seen in forever and hit her with the “is that you?? You’ve grown so much” Followed almost immediately with “god, you look exactly like your dad”, just a couple of classics, really got this “adult” stuff down

It’s me n her against the world

Someday…

I watch Transformers (2007) for her

they invented a new, deeper circle of hell where you have to listen to English people talk forever

THIS TIME NEXT WEEK I WILL HAVE SEEN MY DOGS!!!

if the humble shrike has a million fans I am one of them. If it has one fan, I am it. If it has zero fans, I was probably impaled by a shrike

This time next week I will have landed and will be on my way to see my dog!!!

This time next week I’ll be on my way to the airport to get on a plane and then when the plane lands it’s an hour drive and then I get to see my dog

Amelia Glaser