There’s a certain tranquility in the innocent man that Trump does not have.

K, Megyn. Whatever gets you through the night.

Viciously release all the Epstein files, Pedo Don!

They have money for a ballroom, a new plane, and endless golf trips. They have money for ICE. They have money to occupy cities. They have money for Argentina and Israel. But there's no money to fund healthcare and reopen the government. @stinsoncarter

Fascists gonna fascist.

Lunatic.

Who needs congress when you have a dictator, amirite?

Know-Nothing Mike Johnson.

Cringe.

Aside from the racism, the senseless blather of half-baked cliches is also offensive.

What a dumb old coot.

You are Charlie Kirk? Definitely sucks to be you.

Tremendous amount of energy being spent on reframing Charlie Kirk. We all know what he was.

Irony check.

So wasn’t there supposed to be some big announcement at 2:00 pm? I’ve looked around for something but all I could find was blathering and more lies. Pretty low energy if you ask me.

Take the money, dude! Don’t know who you are, don’t care to know. The people who like your schtick probably don’t give a crap so it just feels like you’re trying to manufacture outrage. Big old shrug.

I see a red state and I want to paint it black. No colors anymore, I want them to turn black.

The Onion is going to get put out of business.

Hard pass.

Yeah, that makes sense. MAGA = Make Awful Great Again.

JD Vance is so weird. He is comfortable lying, but he’s also terrible at it.

Uau!

JD Vance is a tool. Smart enough to know he sold his soul.

So glad that is settled. Who knew it was this simple? Give that human trafficker a pardon!

Trump Says Intel Agreed to Pay $10 Billion Dillars in Extortion. There, I fixed it for you.

“Textbook shredder” is the kind of dark humor we need for these times.

So basically, my invented end justifies the means? Lies with a side of logical fallacy.

I wish this were simple ignorance.

Epstein files, if you’ve got nothing to hide.

Her face is the mirror of her soul, apparently.