A Mobius strip walked into a bar, sobbing.

The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

The Mobius strip replied, “Where do I even begin?"

can't stop laughing at this

the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple

haha wouldn't it be funny if the name for a group of frogs was- oh... oh

by 120 she will potentially be stronger than god

This describes so many people in my life

Not now I’m busy failing to capture the beauty of fall leaves with my phone camera

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

I don’t want to ask CoPilot, I am making a Word document. I don’t want to search with Meta AI, I want to search Instagram. Leave me alone

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

Hello it’s me Sam Altman I have a zillion dollar idea it’s a chat bot that tells teenagers to kill themselves and you can generate csam with it and it poisons the air and water and it’s wrong most of the time and we’re going to put it in your refrigerator and stuff 👍 I need more money for this btw

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING STRANGERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN"

A grey and white cat looking a little off camera

Satan

When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh

In The Mood For Love featuring Nathan Fielder w laptop

Stages of life:
1. Birth
2. You gotta be fucking kidding me
3. Death

Mais tellement pareil… embrace the “à la fraîche” lifestyle 😎

press play to enter my happy place

L.A. Protests Prompt Calls for Police Restraint After Journalist Injuries

Amazing how hard it is to write: “Police shoot at journalists.”

Los Angeles, 2025
📸 afpphoto

it’s misogynistic imo that every cute swimsuit now requires you to shave everything from your asscrack to your navel just to go to the beach

A headline in The Telegraph’s LIFE section headlined “I ghosted my best friend and don't regret it”

Colin Farrell in The Banshees of Inisherin

at first you think "ah the dog is passively having fun" and then you realize the dog knows how to steer the skateboard and THEN you learn the dog knows how to PROPEL the skateboard

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

Keir Starmer: I've already returned over 24,000 people with no right to be here. And I won't stop there. twitter user: @grok Is this post misleading? Grok: The claim of white genocide in South Africa is highly debated. Some evidence, like reports of farm attacks and political rhetoric, suggests violence against white farmers...

a user asks Grok to translate Chinese text on a photo, and it responds with a translation of "Kill the Boer" into Urdu

a user asks if something shown in a video is an effective way to clear sinuses, and Grok says the query is unrelated to "the provided analysis on white genocide in South Africa"

apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"