oh i know something good is happening when the snarl bite kill posting is on
[scrolls]
[chimp grimace]
@deadwooddross.bsky.social
It's me, dross, I'll stop being a dodo if this place doesn't explode in a year https://www.patreon.com/deadwooddross 18+ https://bsky.app/profile/yolklord.bsky.social https://deadwooddross.tumblr.com/
oh i know something good is happening when the snarl bite kill posting is on
[scrolls]
[chimp grimace]
saw a video of a guy filling a burrito so full it was practically a sphere and thought of your trials, we stay winning
25.02.2026 04:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
!! PLEASE SHARE AND SPREAD THE WORD !!
Friends Of Big Bear Valley need to raise $10 MILLION by July to secure land that is under threat of luxury home developments.
The sensitive ecosystem of endangered animals and plant life must be protected!!
>> SaveMoonCamp.org <<
#art #zigzart
i think i’ve seen her downtown around the metal bar chain smoking and chatting with the crusty goths for sure
21.02.2026 13:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0helluva hazbin shrek, my new sleep paralysis demon
18.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Come get your fishy little guy ($10 or $20 dollah tier)
www.patreon.com/deadwooddross
i know every weevil is a mouse but thats a mouse
11.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There are tar pits everywhere for those with eyes to see [opens twitter comments]
04.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0YES! YES! THE FRIGHTFUL PICKLER!
03.02.2026 23:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Come get your fishy little guy ($10 or $20 dollah tier)
www.patreon.com/deadwooddross
I NEED SOME HELP
My car insurance didn't try to go through until over a week after it was supposed to and I had to use the money I had for other things so I don't have enough to actually cover it! ISNT THAT FUN
I need $145 for it, I'll post about emergency comms for this later
ko-fi.com/tapeworm
A two headed imp with shark heads holds an anchor on a beach. Done in a pseudo block print style
TWO little bastards for the price of one, who's boat did you send adrift
21.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 58 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0Sick of apple and patreons shit i tell u what
29.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reminding everyone, PLEASE, DO NOT sub to your favorite content creators through phone apps as it not only charges you more, it also takes a higher % from us AND to top it all off blocks the money from being received for 30 fucking days for some goddamned reason.
28.01.2026 19:54 — 👍 5196 🔁 4354 💬 40 📌 29A two headed imp with shark heads holds an anchor on a beach. Done in a pseudo block print style
TWO little bastards for the price of one, who's boat did you send adrift
21.01.2026 21:34 — 👍 58 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0Price list: Stickers: $25CAD (18usd) Headshot: $$70CAD (50usd) Halfbody: $125CAD (90usd) Fullbody: $160CAD (120usd)
Commissions are OPEN. Also I am trying a new option for stickers! In the future, if they become a popular choice, I'll make little bundle deals. As always the full Terms of Service is on the form!
I will keep the sheet open until Thursday January 22nd so no rush. :3
Form: forms.gle/2cHB31Brsygt...
YES, HAHA, YES,
19.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0SCREAMS NOT THE MICRO MEAL
18.01.2026 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yay haha yay *flapping over there on my wings*
18.01.2026 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But oh. A piece of broccoli.
18.01.2026 14:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0feeling like that gif with the paper thin bread slices i tell u what. puts a little mayo on it, Now That's What I Call Food
18.01.2026 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Funny how the only way to save any amount of money of note is just to like. Cut out Food
And by funny i mean [incomprehensible snarling]
Postcaaaards, $10 or $20 through my patreons snail mail tiers, + a bunch of stickers for first time folks
Next month will be the fishy guy 🎣
www.patreon.com/deadwooddross
HENCE BEING THE CHASER i am def enjoying it and going yaaaay
14.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
not in the mood for fiction, i should listen to some of the nonfiction books i have on hand
[nervously licking lips like a dog]
sh..shot....chaser?
it's so fucking mneuauaughhghhhghllfbbff every time isnt it
13.01.2026 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0rubs temples every time I see any fragment of the news
12.01.2026 23:23 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0laughs, that's the clip that made me go 'hang on should i read this' too, not immune to women flinging their explosive heads i guess
09.01.2026 02:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sticker piles, get em while i got em
ko-fi.com/s/4d6edfc8bc
sticker piles, get em while i got em
ko-fi.com/s/4d6edfc8bc