Gobbler's Knob

I could be a stay at home housewife all the time if you married me.

I am a stay at home housewife this week.

No I just don't feel like solid food today.

*eyebrows*

Liquid food only. 😋

It's Monday, that means X-Files.

I want giant cheeseburger.

Foxes *audience applause*.

No, I let my subscription lapse.

Yes.

If the sun wasn't after my spinal fluid I would be outside more often.

Would you like some opium?

Fungus.

Live footage of fungus.

Firestone has a 30% off coupon on service.

I like to think of my house as a ship at sea. I can go anywhere.

Kitty!

Foxes, wya?

The 80's ended with Weekend at Bernie's.

Weekend at Bernies was a real movie.

Canadians before they realized ICE can abduct you from within your own country vs after.

The fuck

Insight

My refrigerator is running.

Fill my feed with your Prince Alberts'.

Excellent.

Woah, internal shots. Hot.

Switches into dominatrix mode...

I don't think Canada is safe because you can be abducted off the streets there too.

Being that the modern factory worker is a drug addict off the street starting at $20/hr., how could you expect things to work?

Is there a modern day equivalent of Schindlers's list? Where instead of building non fireable bullets we build fucked up databases? Or tech that doesn't work.