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@valkyrje.bsky.social

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15 Followers  |  9 Following  |  18 Posts  |  Joined: 27.03.2025  |  1.7103

Latest posts by valkyrje.bsky.social on Bluesky

I love my job, but sometimes when my alarm goes off in the early morning I'm reminded of OF creators that earn enough to retire in their 20s, and I'm here like... oh, fuuuuuuuck off. 😭

03.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yay!! Happy ending da, med andre ord.

03.08.2025 14:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just regained access to this account, bless!

03.08.2025 12:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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was personally attacked by a tiktok post today

14.04.2025 20:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me and who

10.04.2025 10:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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oh my god

tiktok comments always deliver

10.04.2025 09:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a vest is looking at the camera with his hands on his hips

can't believe I ruined years of celibacy for a threesome with a lavender couple

so much for being a good girl

05.04.2025 08:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Notice how I added the word food, to keep me safe from degen replies (like myself)

02.04.2025 06:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My whiplash is so painful, it hurts when I swallow food

02.04.2025 06:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💕 concussion tuesday 🌸🎀

01.04.2025 08:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the coloring has gotten better but the pain/numbness has gotten worse. I'm having an MRI but the waiting time is so long

30.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would like to know what's wrong with my right leg. 😭

my knee and thigh has been swollen and red/purple for a few weeks. Hospital confirmed it's not a blood clot, so wtf is it

hard to sleep w/ sharp pain

30.03.2025 00:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the word kepler below it ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the word kepler below it

How it feels to switch between my two Bluesky accounts

28.03.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words i really liked being in the office with you all that day ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words i really liked being in the office with you all that day
28.03.2025 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THOSE ARE HER EARS LMAO

28.03.2025 10:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Welcome to Hell! 💜

28.03.2025 09:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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my discord server when every fictional character with pale skin and black hair leads to "found sophie"

28.03.2025 07:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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