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A Splendid Tip: Never allow anyone to put "food dye" in your hair, because it takes at least 2 months to wash out... W⚓️

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Gorgeous!

04.05.2025 11:19 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Cat: Contemplating The Thee Little Burds.

04.05.2025 11:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I have over 1,000 followers on BlueSky!!!

25.04.2025 07:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Does he look guilty - or what??

22.04.2025 16:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As Leonard Cohen wrote: "Where the cracks let the light in".

21.04.2025 17:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Caniballs!! eyeing up their prey.

21.04.2025 17:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shutter speed has caught up! A not too disappointed-looking Honza, in focus!

20.04.2025 19:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Honza launches his attack (But without bared teeth or claws). There is less than a tenth of a second, between the Arri-Upp image starting to flee, and this one of Honza half-pouncing on him - both quicker than my shutter speeds!

20.04.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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She's just sensed Honza is approaching rapidly from down below... ...at speed..

20.04.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Cockatiel's Nose Bag/Tin.

20.04.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who's a Pretty Arri-Upp?

20.04.2025 18:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Boy-Sqqiirruull: With Communion Peanut.

20.04.2025 07:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Harry-Upp, doing the Slits for the first time. While the other female, Poly-styrene, (g-g-geddit?), supervises, peckishly, from a Captain's Perch Of Authority.

19.04.2025 09:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even the most, Glitzy-est, Of Night Klubbs, have a colour based Pecking Order.

19.04.2025 09:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My Killa! will challenge your mutt! Honza will take the spoils!

18.04.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grrrrrr...

18.04.2025 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Missed your brilliant images over the last week!

What about some Butterworth? PK? Bugis Street? Change Alley? images... please...

18.04.2025 22:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gorgeous! Maybe a bit less photoshop? Do it again, in only Ansel Adams' 7 grades of black??

18.04.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Awesome!!

18.04.2025 22:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You should stick to penguins and tabular 'bergs, you, Antipodean-inverted, ex-rabbit-nicker, fiend-you.

Leave us nice Nadir-folk, out of your Coolangatta, beach-side, slum-dwellings... and balmy , plankton- rich, squalor...

You are a Rotter.

18.04.2025 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would heartily recommend using Extrachrome, and waiting for a sunny day?

18.04.2025 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Awesome! Truly awesome!

18.04.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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FYI: "Shane-ey was an Ozzie pooftah, that was exttweemly-goood, and/or, spiffingly-splendide , at throwing cwicket testickes.

However, he still was an ex-Liz Hurley shagger.

Therefore, MY "Shane-ey", is now, accordingly, now, at this momento, re-named, " Sidney/ Most- Vicious - aka, "Sid".

18.04.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking at trees, fields, and birds, is so, so, much-mulch, more, better-er, than trying to anal-(???)-isise, Twump-ies's Wurld Plans To Crash The Entire WIRLD's Economies/Eclectic Ambitions/Munny supplies.

Viva La Mandarine-Republika!!!

18.04.2025 21:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Go, Go Ben!! Get an Iggy Pop T-shirt! "The Traveller - not the Orange-Mango Twump-turdie, scuttling under the dank floorboards, like the plump, fat-rat-weasel that is he!

18.04.2025 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tip of the day: Never ask two fat burds to sort out the picture framing balance/ambience/stability - the see-saw/wonky/wankey/logic, will always prevail... ... and they do not give a shit anyway...

18.04.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ari-Up, is hiding behind the my Grans, 1942, bombed out, Aspidistra (which Hitler's Surrey Quays, bombs almost missed..).

18.04.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tonight, Ari-Up, will schleep with the goldfish...

18.04.2025 21:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Any idea why Honza keeps trying to hang from the chandalier?

17.04.2025 05:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shane-ey with large, Ozzie, Croc's front-er-most, pointy toof - with the slimy-turd, ex-Prince Andrew, trying to chat up my missus behind my back, in the background (They were right about him! but it took another 5 years after this Lothario-sleaze-crawl, and an intervening, no-sweat attack discovery

14.04.2025 11:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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