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Jayson D. Bradley

@sarcastraphe.bsky.social

Disasterpiece. Opti-mystic. Writer. Ex-evangelical, Musician. Strategic troublemaker. Living deliciously. He/Him I stand with πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

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Latest posts by sarcastraphe.bsky.social on Bluesky

I don't know if you know or remember this, but there was a period in the late 90s when conservatives were all carrying around pocket copies of the Constitution.

But like all of their other forms of patriotism, it was all performative bullshit because none of them read it.

15.07.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ACHTUNG, babies

20.04.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you're introverted enough, almost any room can be an escape room.

19.04.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bragging that you aced a cognitive test is like arguing that you're a great athlete because the heart monitor says you have a pulse.

19.04.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. The "all lives matter" crowd sure is wildin.

18.04.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Dems in power:
Less Schumer
More Booker

01.04.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Senator Bennet is doing EXACTLY what every Democratic Senator should

Go to the floor
Speak as long as you can
Pass the baton

If this continues, Republicans can’t do anything

Can’t enact legislation to cut Social Security

Can’t vote on Trump’s cabinet nominees

Can’t appoint judges

Nothing

01.04.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 598    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5

Every disappointed Trump voter is like, "Hey, I wanted him to hurt others, but this is hurting me!?" 😳

01.04.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

20.02.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 51131    πŸ” 12286    πŸ’¬ 1314    πŸ“Œ 1010

PSA: If you’re going to go around referring to yourself as the β€œking” of America you sure as fuck don’t get to call a democratically elected foreign leader a β€œdictator.”

20.02.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13234    πŸ” 2139    πŸ’¬ 272    πŸ“Œ 81

Those who uphold the rule of law save their country.

16.02.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 12647    πŸ” 2263    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 85
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Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

15.02.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 51065    πŸ” 16646    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 1171

Sure I get that. My point is that everyone keeps saying we need to impeach him, and that doesn't seem to matter. He's been impeached twice and still won another election (no matter why he did).

16.02.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wake up, America.

Stop waiting for a signal that the country is on fire.

This is it. This is the moment.

Don't let them convince you that you're overreacting.

Save democracy.

16.02.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Grandpa, what were you doing as American democracy crumbled?"

"Oh, your grandma and I were sending each other funny reels we watched on the toilet."

16.02.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't we impeach this idiot twice and he won the popular vote?

16.02.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember the whole:
No tax on tips
No tax on OT
No tax on Soc Sec benefits?

Yeah that won’t be in the tax bill.

You fell for it again, morons.

15.02.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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Neo-Nazi terrorist and convicted mass murderer Anders Breivik, who killed 77 people in Norway in 2011, cited this same Napoleon quote in his manifesto.

15.02.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 12018    πŸ” 4191    πŸ’¬ 470    πŸ“Œ 296

He's been impeached twice and re-elected. It doesn't seem to matter too much.

15.02.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ABC: β€œ.. Multiple current and former employees described the situation as β€˜a national security crisis.’”

@abcnewsgo.bsky.social
abcnews.go.com/Politics/liv...

14.02.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8994    πŸ” 4143    πŸ’¬ 603    πŸ“Œ 566

Termination notices going out this afternoon to more than 300 employees of the National Cancer Institute. Access likely ends today. Four weeks paid leave and that’s it.

Strong power move for Team Cancer.

14.02.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21962    πŸ” 8362    πŸ’¬ 1055    πŸ“Œ 1098

It's pretty obvious that they're not looking for waste. πŸ˜”

14.02.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get where you're coming from, but this isn't accurate. And assuming that the apparatus dismantling our government is as dumb as Trump is why we keep losing to these people.

14.02.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't find any confirmation that this is real. Do you have receipts that isn't social media or reddit?

14.02.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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USA Capitol Switchboard
(202) 224-3121 #resist
#5CALLS

14.02.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Musk had every opportunity to bring receipts to his little press conference. He didn't because there are none.

Shitposting as DOGE on X β‰  transparency.

14.02.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why hell should Musk care about the Constitution? He wasn't elected and didn't take an oath to protect it.

Unlike everyone else in the right, Elon doesn't have to pretend to care what the Constitution says.

14.02.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is our (America's) endgame here? Alienate yourself from your allies, and then what? Just because Russia is using MAGA as a mouthpiece doesn't mean that they're still not looking forward to America's demise.

We're gonna end up isolated and in extreme danger.

14.02.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nazi flags can fly in Utah school, but not pride flags, GOP lawmaker says A new bill would allow for Nazi and Confederate flags to be displayed in Utah schools and government buildings, but pride flags would be banned.

Rep. Trevor Lee's bill would ban pride flags in any government building and on any government property, but allow for the flying of Confederate and Nazi flags "temporarily" for "educational purposes."

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U.S. Forest Service will fire roughly 3,400 federal employees.

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