You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
05.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 2285 🔁 319 💬 19 📌 9You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.
05.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 2285 🔁 319 💬 19 📌 9
A picture of The Onion in print featuring this article posted on Twitter. https://theonion.com/anyone-else-have-those-weird-dreams-where-sobbing-future-generations-beg-you-to-change-course/
Grok being wrong: The Onion does have (hilarious) print editions, but this specific "Sam Altman" piece isn't from them—or any real outlet. It's a custom meme image made to look like one, floating around since at least February. Spot on for the satire though!
Wrong again, dumbass
05.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 3747 🔁 236 💬 68 📌 8
This shows the sort of data that Proton Mail, which prides itself both on end-to-end encryption and that it's only governed by Swiss privacy law, can provide to third parties. In this case, the FBI. @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Scoop by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/proton-mail-...
I didn't treat you like shit. I made a teensy, not very serious nor important comment that maybe the age average of Gen Z is a bit old by now for just going "let them grow up five years!"; then you started to throw a tantrum 🤷🏻♂
bsky.app/profile/aglt...
Can NATO be “reformed from within”? No.
Even Mark Rutte openly admits that it’s an imperialist war machine.
We must leave NATO immediately. No ifs, no buts.
Jennifer Shahade: ‘There’s a long and embedded history of abuse in chess’
The former US women’s champion changed her life and her sport when she made allegations against a grandmaster. Now she’s turned her hand to writing and poker
On 15 February 2023, Jennifer Shahade took a deep breath and...
Gen Z is ages 13-29.
05.03.2026 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
oh yeah context:
I was super high and thought me being told "good job" for getting food was "good dog" and I started getting mad
"Collect evidence of their own crimes" lol 😂
15.02.2026 06:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's nice to make things up in your head. Especially when they prove you're a special boy, and wete right all along 🙂↕️
15.02.2026 06:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The idea that a controlled ICE would somehow not be cruel and abusive, or even a positive institution, IS pure copaganda. Their mission is to hunt, incarcerate and deport humans
14.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's just the same misunderstanding. You're talking past each other.
14.02.2026 09:37 — 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Racist people are firing and laying off Black women at three times the rate of other women."
😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!
"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."
Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
Is this the “golden age” economy we’ve heard so much about?
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
09.02.2026 16:47 — 👍 7337 🔁 2163 💬 9 📌 60
from Absolute Flash #10 (2026), written by Jeff Lemire, art by Nick Robles, colors by Adriano Lucas
#Comics #NO!
@jefflemire171.bsky.social @artofnickrobles.bsky.social
Guys I just unironically accidentally did spoon in the microwave
08.02.2026 05:37 — 👍 52 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0your post is the push i needed, will watch it today finally 💪
08.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why not
08.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tell congress, lol
08.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Teach your keyboard who's boss, drink a whole beer in front of it
08.02.2026 05:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’d rather have “the annoying dickhead down the hall” than “the annoying dickhead who can single-handedly destroy the entire world”
05.02.2026 01:23 — 👍 120 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0“There will still be assholes in communism” nobody said there wouldn’t be. But they’ll be living in an apartment like everyone else. Using the same healthcare system. And not have a trillion dollars of private capital. I don’t care if they are rude
05.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 2768 🔁 493 💬 31 📌 11It's obviously the Pentagon arguing for eliminating safeguards, they're the prospective users restrained by the safeguards.
30.01.2026 03:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
What makes Gavin Newsom such a skilled politician is that he stands up to Trump’s bullying with piping hot memes AND is able to agree with Trump about policy
www.sacbee.com
Maybe ICE just isn't aware of the law? That's why I'm proposing we add an extra $350M to their budget for literacy training.
30.01.2026 01:57 — 👍 578 🔁 43 💬 1 📌 0democrats like ICE, they like funding it, they like bragging about deportations and strong borders. you have to take away their GI Joes because they won't do it willingly
27.01.2026 18:45 — 👍 136 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 0
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
30.01.2026 02:15 — 👍 7905 🔁 2081 💬 65 📌 67no...don't...stop... please don't let everyone know that I was opposing fascism... please don't make me famous for it...no, please...
27.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 164 🔁 25 💬 7 📌 1