DM_Taylor91

That’s what I’ve been SAYING, dude

You can lead a pig to mud but you CANT make him eat the suspiciously person shaped meat bits scattered throughout the feeding trough, am I right fellas??

just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?

The male urge to write esoteric runes in the dirt foretelling the downfall of your rival house

Gonna try to start streaming again soon. My entire gaming rig exploded, metaphorically, but I'll attempt a repair in the next couple of days

Little did I know, I was using a gobstopper in the marble run that is my life

If he didn’t, then does America even exist anymore?

I know for a fact George Washington didn’t die on the cross on the Fourth of July just for America to be lost like this.

Chat, what if we just chilled for a second

The meme says "come and take it" And it shows Shadow holding a bottle of Tylenol

The fact that Oreo is still making iterations on the same cookie after 100+ years PROVES that we haven't fully mastered anything in tech and I will not elaborate on that

Right wingers will say shit like "we gotta end WOKE" and the woke is just a black dude in a febreeze commercial

Thanks Dylan for crashing the economy over that. Really cool.

It's crazy what you can do with just grit, will power, determination, positive self talk, and 8000 wasps

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

I'm hearing "political violence has no place in America" from people who were more than OK with what happened on Jan 6, 2021.

People are happy that a man who preached violence against women & children is dead. That seems like a perfectly normal reaction.

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

It was quite a challenge to get to them all without anyone noticing, but I am very proud of myself.

My bad….

Trump Suggests Americans Open to a ‘Dictator’ — TIME Trump added that he wouldn’t describe himself as a dictator.

Sharpen your pitchforks, folks.

like 70% of the worst evil being perpetrated in the world right now is caused by rich men trying to avoid death. this is their underlying hope for AI, and genetic engineering.

if true immortality ever existed we would have a moral responsibility to murder the inventors and bomb their labs.

Curse you and your morality. Literal sharia law up in this bitch.

Dare I say, incoherently