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The Pope and his unpleasant dog
Me when True Zeal

#BrutalOrchestra

a man in a superhero costume is smiling and holding a sausage ALT: a man in a superhero costume is smiling and holding a sausage

saw some hotr sexy sex porn and you didnt jerk your penis #NotVeryStrokeOfYou

I am a chef from Israel and this is my meal ❤️

*walks in wearing a shirt that says "I did the titanic" in large impact font and a pair of bootleg jordans with a logo that looks like this*

yes...

There should be a wordle pride flag

Can someone Stable Diffuse a crisp glass of water? I am quite parched!

Scary politicians: we are going to scoop your guts for fun

Austin Powers: Oh Behave!

EXACTLY YEAH HES BABBY

PAINTER MY BABY… HE DIDNT DESERVE IT (I say that and I was cheering when we got his ass but that was only because of a bad turret room earlier)

Me: what’s two squared?

My fruity calculator: 💅 three

It may feel like everything is burning, but everything tangible has always been burning in its own discreet way since the day it began. let’s all be bisexual and love eachother

【ＲＯＡＲＩＮＧ】

A tennis ball floats in a cup up coffee below the face of a dog looking expectantly at the camera.

“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”

I will clone myself a hundreds of times so that I can perform the Earl flashmob

A screenshot of the Brutal Orchestra overworld screen. On the left, there is a portal to speak to Bimini, but on the top left you can see that I only have 49 out of the required 50 coins needed to unlock her. This event can only happen in the last zone of the game, meaning getting here isn't easy, let alone getting here with 50 coins.

images that make you feel pain

Leap for the Lesbians

depression isn't real, you just don't want to go to work because you're afraid that the rude caveman with the big club is gonna be there and that hes gonna bonk you real hard on your dome

Isaac!!!

My bucket list is bereft of completion so long as I don’t have three wives to follow me around in single file like rpg party members

If you ever meet someone who claims their the biggest fan of viscous sludge be sure to let them know Earl would like to have a word

“OMG Did I eat?” No you did not. Shut up. I’ll have you boiled.

I polish my head in the morning so that I can harness the power of the sun

I hope they bury the pope with his copy of undertale

If I was a drag queen my stage name would be Splendid Opinions and my signature look would be a costume of hillary clinton with gross bloodshot eyes

the building man
#forsaken #homicidalporkchops