@crossbiddy.bsky.social
Meh
Having pavlova because I didnβt get to have one at Christmasβ¦you can have it at any point of the year. The government doesnβt want you to know this
06.01.2025 09:35 β π 112 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0Red sign on a telegraph pole saying caution water dragons crossing
Water dragon standing on a driveway
Water dragon standing on a driveway
They weren't kidding
06.01.2025 09:13 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's hot, I brought water out for the chickens
06.01.2025 01:29 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Brown packet of coffee flavoured corn chips
Welcome back to "what the fuck is this?"
30.12.2024 01:44 β π 13 π 2 π¬ 2 π 04 panel comic about chicken coop/ chicken coups
It took me a sec
29.12.2024 08:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Frowning black and white dog
I think I've done something
28.12.2024 11:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chonky girl with a drill putting a chicken coop together with chonky dog sitting on her lap
Chonky girl with a drill putting a chicken coop together with chonky dog sitting on her lap
Black and white dog sitting in a half made chicken coop
Black and white dog laying on a black couch
The Chickens got a new house for Christmas. Matilda helped
28.12.2024 00:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Her sisters are broody and don't want to hang with her
24.12.2024 11:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am being yelled at
23.12.2024 05:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you
16.12.2024 22:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blue dinosaur in the back seat of black car
Godzilla is on the move
16.12.2024 21:39 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you, I can't believe it's finished
12.12.2024 05:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Por quΓ© no los dos
11.12.2024 11:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank you
11.12.2024 11:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0About 120cm
11.12.2024 09:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blue crocheted Godzilla standing on green carpet
Blue crocheted Godzilla standing on green carpet
Godzilla is done and dusted
11.12.2024 08:58 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 4 π 0Arms are on
10.12.2024 02:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A pair of daffynitions every day until I run out, number 43β¦
Dictator = a penis-shaped potato
Overreacting = when a thespian plays a sexual organ
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
09.12.2024 08:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're welcome
08.12.2024 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a bus and I lost my job as a bus driver.
08.12.2024 10:30 β π 23 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0She's beauty and she's grace
04.12.2024 05:03 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rude
03.12.2024 10:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grinning black and white dog with frowning black and white cat
Cheeeesssee
03.12.2024 03:53 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The best colloquial Scottish phrase I've come across for describing someone who is boastful or conceited, heard in Aberdeen, is βhe thinks heβs the cheese, but heβs only the stink.β
30.11.2024 14:49 β π 1472 π 272 π¬ 40 π 25Hi there
29.11.2024 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Black and white dog grinning
Cheeessssee
24.11.2024 07:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1You should get a boat. Duh
24.11.2024 07:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0