Big Tofu

I’d love to “crack a cold one.” Alas, I’ve eaten too much Greek food

you know how much of a loser you have to be where the only way you can even conceive of your life being valued by society is if that society collapses

People don’t eat shish kabobs anymore

A fundraising text from a Democrat candidate that talks about how he used to work for Palantir until the company decided to work with ICE

Some are calling it the worst fundraising text ever received

your writing is so good it's crazy. great article

A tuxedo cat lying on a green blanket, cutely

A white cat sleeping on a blanket

Snow day

Quibi was just 10 years too early tbh

I love how drinking beer in your thirties feels like being poisoned

day drinking and installing linux i love snow days

Do you think figure skaters like the music they skate to? Because it’s universally awful

A multiple choice asking what issues I experienced related to gaming. The answer selected is Gamer’s Rage

Joining a class action due to being inflicted with Gamer’s Rage

I rewatched this the other day for some reason and my god what a pile of shit. And don’t even get me started on the sequel, which I also rewatched for some reason. It makes the first one look like a masterpiece

Black hat that says “Furious 7 extended edition on blu-ray”

What do you think about this

That’s not true though. The US stock market has returned like 8% on average, and at that return the vast majority of your balance would be from compound interest after 30 years

I don’t clap when the plane lands. I’m too busy clapping for women

There’s nothing better than telling a foul wench to unhand you

gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

this is what I meant btw

Lola bunny space jam

The only “bad bunny” I care about

I love CUM (The Cinematic Universe of Melania)

Went monkey mode yesterday. I don’t feel too good today but it was worth it

Crazy response when you misread his post lmao

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

It’s so funny when conservatives have to pretend to not know a very basic concept to make a point. Like this guy is pretending to not know about grocery stores

Starting a letterboxd for movies that are terrible but I’ve watched several times because my wife loves them for some reason. First movie: the love guru

After Charlie Kirk got shot two different houses by me lowered their gadsden flags to half mast so I have no idea whats going on with libertarians these days

it's crazy that there's isopod species spanning from the deep ocean to arid deserts while still looking basically the same. this is a message against fast fashion trend chasing. find a look that is truly timeless and for all locations, like the isopod body plan

I have loop earplugs and they work well! I think they’re worth it

One day the younger generation will have to reckon with the fact that using phrases like “the math ain’t mathing” is no different than saying something like “bazinga”