🛡️Hedge Knight Guy🛡️

I actually have separate sprites for Annette, Eliza, and Lucie in Hedge Knight that are different heights depending on whether or not they are wearing their platforms.

Always easy to get satisfied by belittling or creating myths to mock historical life, because the dead can't speak.

Computer. Piss, hot. And disable all safety protocols.

"Muder innocent pedestrians to get a speed boost" sounds like something in an edgy racing game from the era of Twisted Metal and Carmegeddon, but it's a core mechanic in Kirby Air Riders

Congrats!

Your game can be:
1. Pretty
2. Optimized
3. Quick to Develop

But, you can only pick 2.

Same.

Where are people getting these monster fucker licenses?

What agency provides oversight for this pastime?

How much does it cost to renew a monster fucker license?

Are there legal penalties for unlicensed monster fucking?

I'm pretty sure whatever is going between Melinoe and Nemesis qualifies as ranked, competitive sex.

Look at her!

He right.

Hades 2 taught me things about myself.

Like how my ability to recognize red flags won't actually stop me from trying to sleep with Eris.

A lot of folks can't grapple with sex being part of life rather than separate from it.

I feel like I’d login to this app more often than once every like two or three days if there was even 15% more shitposting. Hell I’d settle for 10%. #bringbackshitposting

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

Makes sense. That's always the most likely reason.

Dare I ask, what was he getting banned for?

punching people is illegal, but boxing is legal
therefore stealing peoples' cars is illegal, but what if there was like a league where a bunch of car owners all agreed to try to steal each other's cars? the people could then make their own gta 6, go outside and connect with the community

In the latest dev diary on the Patreon, there's a couple bumps and noises I couldn't edit out. All thanks to this asshole.

I'm going to have patch notes when I manage to update the demo, but I can tell you one of them is going to be "Masc Protag no longer cums so hard his freckles vanish".

Never expected that to be a sentence I would write, but here we are.

there's no rule book. you have to destroy yours to know how to live

I'm tryin' man.

I mean, not my usual cup of tea, but rules are rules, I suppose.

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

Knife to F5.

I've reached a level of comfort with my engine of choice that programming my eroge be like:

I hate to admit it, but my conscience would not allow me to vote for Mamdani last night.

Mind you, this has nothing to do with his policies and everything to do with me not living in NYC.

Congrats on the win and I hope to see more candidates like him in the future.