Shawn Burns

By Grabthar's Hammer...

What a savings.

I have followed Gail for many years. She IS very good at it. But...

The Beatles never reunited on SNL. I am good at it too.

One of us is 😂

What a crazy thing to say. Like we don't know that they famously reunited on Saturday Night Live. Not sure if you just aren't a Beatlemaniac or if you are trying to hide history.

No I watched the third one and it was weirderer.

If I could read minds, then maybe. If I could only shoot lasers out of my eyes, probably not.

Thanks Aimee!

What did you do today? The barbershop quartet I joined last month just won the Novice Quartet competition for the Nor Cal West division of the Far Western District of the Barbershop Harmony Society.

Not a bad Saturday.

Shawn is facing the camera, wearing the coolest shirt ever: A black t-shirt in the trademark Supreme style that instead says Poutine, because Shawn loves poutine and is visiting Canada where poutine grows on hockey sticks everywhere you look.

When entering Canada, it is important to dress like all Canadians dress every day.

I would settle for a waffle party.

Signing an executive order today that states in no uncertain terms that olives are gross.

In order to carry out my sworn duty as the head of the executive branch of this parking lot, I have signed an executive order declaring Skee-Lo to be a little bit taller, a baller, and to have a girl who looks good. I further order Skee-Lo, on pain of punishment, to call her.

*whispers* He would also need Mexico.

*runs away into the night*

My teens have been all over the place and eaten food from everywhere, but they still get charmingly excited when I make them "butter rice".

It's just rice. But I add a little salt and butter.

It's like a novelty dish for them.

Thanks!

People are overreacting. He wasn't celebrating that one fascist state, he was celebrating a different fascist state, so, like, take that. #pwnage.

Yeah I love that part of the coast.

Thanks!

Thank you!

Thank you!

It's our favourite local sunset place.

Thank you! I almost bought a bag of dungeness crabs from a guy on a boat there. I might go back next week just for that.

Thank you!

Champagne glasses filled with Veuve Cliquot frame the sunset over the ocean very nicely if I do say so myself, which I do.

Half Moon Bay sunset anniversary toast.

No, emoticon means “electric moticon” to distinguish it from analog moticons.

It’s worse when you scroll up and down.

I’m the one who has been going to convenience stores and putting “Take a nap, leave a nap” dishes by the register.

So far I have contributed to the redistribution of 17 million naps. You’re welcome, you well-rested citizens.

A belief management tool you can have for free is to occasionally ask yourself:

"What would count as evidence that this belief is false?"

If the answer is "Nothing" or close to thereabouts, you might have some dogma mixed in with your peanut butter.

Backpacking Dad Fans Stunned By Backpacking Dad's Appearance. "He looks so old now. Like how is it even possible to be that old?"

Go to Tipperary. Hang a right. Leisure your way down through the Glen of Aherlow.