GSP Enjoyer

BREAKING: Pope Francis dead after JD Vance tried to pick him up and his head fell off

John Oliver Mets fan????

The Mets, who are good, will bring world peace

The Minecraft movie is this generation’s Triumph of the Will

Noah Wyle versus Adam Scott for best tv actor Emmy this year is nuclear bomb vs. coughing baby

If you couldn’t handle the Mets at their 2023, you don’t deserve them at their 2025

A monologue about becoming an ouroboros of sexual gratification and racial fetishization as an answer to the question “why did you stop drinking” was exactly what this season of the white lotus needed

Dementia Don, Jester JD, and Subsidized Welfare Queen Musk crashing the economy in the first 100 days unfortunately covers most of my bingo card for this administration. SAD

We need to start having the white lotus conversation that Mike White is a Jennifer Coolidge merchant

Heartbreaking: Dr Melissa King, the likeable neurodivergent doctor in The Pitt is a nepo baby 😔😔😔

Happy no one is sweeping this year so that the Bruce Springsteen biopic and take home everything in 2026

The fun part about Kieran Culkin winning is the fact that A Real Pain sucks largely because he’s plays an unlikeable whiner in real life too

Can this year’s Oscar go to the Banshees of Inisherin as an apology for letting everyone getting gaslit into thinking Everything Everywhere All at Once was good

We have to accept that on a meta-narrative level, Patrick Schwarzenegger was perfectly cast in White Lotus S3

I didn’t need Severence to know that inviting your work husband over to dinner with your real husband never goes well

Going back in time to tell Steelers fans that Kenny is gonna get a ring

Thank god DHop dropped that so we can blame everyone but Mahomes

Rutgers basketball’s ability to become worse the more good players are on the team needs to be studied

Early NJ governor democratic nominee debate reactions:

Baraka and Fulop both came off as passionate, experienced, and electable.

Sweeney and Spiller were both solid.

Gottheimer and Sherrill were dull and redundant. Sherrill had a ton of momentum but might have been the worst one on stage tonight.

The New Jersey Governor race has everything

Ras Baraka is RESILIENT
Steve Fulop is PROGRESSIVE
Mikie Sherrill is INSPIRING
Steve Sweeney is EXPERIENCED
Jack Ciattarelli
Josh Gottheimer is SHORT

The only chiefs vs bills game I care about is the great hunts of the proud Apache nation

I’m going to a Severance party tonight!! (Drinking until we find meaning in life and then don’t remember anything in the morning)

Can Bluesky just use the old Twitter bird or is it owned by X the everything app? Miss that little guy. I feel no connection to the butterfly

I asked ChatGPT to critique my screenplay but it was too perfect and the lack of flaws crashed the website. My bad guys

Anyone want to start a dating service where 1 person watches the 1st half of The Brutalist and the other watches the 2nd half to turn it into a normal movie #oscars

I will not be silenced, Emilia Perez is over hated and the penis-to-vagina song is purposefully absurdist and serves the movie’s themes well! #oscars

Trent Reznor it’s clear the movie industry doesn’t appreciate your talent, please release a full album of the angriest synth metal possible #oscars

Me bleeding out in The Pitt waiting room because they won’t kick the school shooter mom out of her room

Y’all don’t like Trump because of his policies.

I don’t like him because he doesn’t drink alcohol, who can respect a president who can’t dage

Modern sopranos remake where Dr Melfi gets Tony to try ketamine.