An giraffe

After I died once resident evil 9 managed to crash so badly I had to unplug my ps5 a+ work Capcom

Oh that gecko is going to evolve into something horny

The re engine must be an absolute bear to work with but god damn does it make pretty video games

My favorite part of every new horror game is the bit where they are establishing mood and you spend the first 30 ish minutes opening things to see something gross. Yeah that’s right grace open up that toilet to see some maggots eeewwww grosssssss

YouTube video by dixiechicksVEVO The Chicks - Goodbye Earl (Official Video)

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tumblr post from user threedollarsdotcom: "weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well"

games industry

Thank u for making sure this was documented. I treasure this jpeg like my own child

My favorite guys in baki are the jobber Americans that show up to get slapped to death by baki or doppo or oliva

Christopher Priest in general rules pretty hard. None of the modern black panther stuff would have been possible without him

AO3 dispatching assassins like the guild of calamitous intent to stop me from uploading my gilear faeth/pomni fic that promises to end the idea of free speech on the internet forever

Did you ever read Christopher Priest’s unknown soldier? DC buried it pretty hard so I suspect legal copies are probably not easy to find. Worth tracking down scans probably

strayknight posting an image on tumblr showing (presumably the poster) a yellow pikmin plush grabbed tightly with the text: "the club sucked so bad so me and my pikmin are going home due to aforementioned club being so sucks" saejima-nyan04 asks "OP why did you bring your pikmin to the club" to which strayknight responds with "he likes the espresso martinis there"

Fallout NPC who just maintains the vault's Plex Server.

My stupid indulgent comic I’ve wanted to write was sgt rock, Mademoiselle Marie, and Alfred pennyworth doing stuff in occupied France with just an extremely overwrought love triangle and incredible violence

TV and movies had a good run. Back to the only incorruptible medium: photocopied pornographic zines

Bad news about the wellness

did i tell you the awesome power i hold?

Duke nukem telling a dying black soldier about Barack Obama is maybe the funniest thing you could possibly do with mr nukem. It’s all downhill from there

Duke did serve with honor in world war 2 (via time travel)

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

Giraffe here, random person on twitter. My question is: do we have a status on how much soak through we are looking at here? Was it caught by the comforter or is this a clear to the mattress situation

megatron cradling a bullet-ridden hank Hill in his arms, crying. remembering when they first met, hank Hill days "now i dont know about 'energon', but if you need a good energy source i can set you up with some propane" to which megatron replied "TELL ME MORE NOW"

my fortnite fan art

Who knew that firing both your co-leads, director, and then completely re-setting the franchise's direction in the middle of a successful storyline would result in a shitty movie. 😱

A Ditto from Pokémon pretending to be princess peach floating with her umbrella

Hey it’s Peach. Hi peach.

How did I reply 13 minutes ago to a post I just made

Do I expect other trans people to hold that line? Hell no. I am coming from a place of tremendous privilege in that regard. But if Iowa or Kansas or whatever other shitty state hates me so much they can either kill me or shut the fuck up

If the Midwest wants me to move to Colorado or Minnesota or Illinois they are going to have to march me to the border at gunpoint. This is my home.