Furry Confessional

The day is upon us; one final day to confess before the season’s change emits a new era… tell us your woes, child.

Furry Brethren; another confessional opportunity awaits us on all Hallows’ Eve…be well. be safe.

“ I invented the BLT sandwich.” -Anonymous Furry who undeniably invented the famous BLT sandwich

“I planted my spring bulbs upside down because i was 🍃 💨 while gardening... 😞” - Anonymous Furry with green lungs

“i stole 47 boxes of gushers from the camp canteen before everyone went home for the summer.” - Anonymous Camper who’s gluttony was too too gregarious

“It is becoming increasingly obvious. I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER! i am smol.” -Smolest Anon Furry

“ The worst part about knowing so many good artist is not having enough money to commision them all.” -Anonymous Broke Furry

Ask and you shall receive.

“I haven’t done photography in over a year because people were just using me for photos. I might start doing photography again under a pseudonym.” - Anonymous Furry Secret Agent who’s shot too many shots

Welcome my 100 children. Tell me; what will your gift be…?

“I do backflips behind my friends when they’re not watching.” - Anonymous Flippy Fur

“Im dating a fridge ghost and I still dont understand how I got her to fall for me.” -Anonymous Date Everything! Connoisseur

“ i got expelled from college for offering to teach the headmaster's cat how to use a lighter for arson reasons 😔 “ -Anonymous Volunteer Firefighter who needed some extra cash

“I died in college and have been haunting the fridge ever since.” - Anonymous Fridge

“ Can crocodile and dog be friends? Or even (hotel) roommates? “ -Anonymous Anxious Dog Furry

“ Part of why I stopped drinking at cons or at restaurants is because when I got drunk I tried to bite my friends.” - Anonymous furry who’s turned countless service workers and acquaintances into Captain Hook.

“ I am a member of the Zralien Intergalactic Force. We will soon take over the fandom. Be ready 👽 🐕 🛸 (we have frisbees!) “ - Anonymous Leech Furry in your area seeking fresh and willing hosts

“ I kinda like flaking on potential con hookups because because it’s both affirming to be wanted but also anxiety.” - Anonymous Flakey Furry

“ Confession: i might have something to do with the Third Tower Theory 😔 “ -Anonymous Third Tower

“ Confession: Was once convinced to break into the abandoned building next to the con hotel with a bunch of furs i barely knew and to this day don't know how I got outta that one in one piece.” -Anonymous Furry Felon

“ One time i got so high at fc that i suddenly became afraid of fursuits while wearing a fursuit... That and the DJ playing screamo dubstep made me have to go back to my room early that night. “ -Anonymous Fake Fur

“ Sometimes we gotta treat the homies like chew toys to stim the anxiety away. “ - Anonymous Bully Dog

“ I barked and howled at a drag show at my last con.” -Anonymous Neighborhood Watchdog

“ I hate sleeping around during furry cons because I'd rather go have dinner with friends I barely see than use 90 minutes of my night edging a twink that doesn't give me any aftercare because I'm the dom.” -Anonymous Furry who also wants to be loved

“ Zoophilia, Pedophilia, Incest, Abusers, and so much more. Many groups I've joined, many bridges I've burned. People will turn their backs on those problems, and create a safe space that marinates said problems.

One day I'll find people who I can trust. I've just been dealt a bad hand. “ - Anon

“ My blood has been replaced with Dr Pepper. “ -Anonymous Juicy Fur

“If this gets gets 100 likes I’ll come out as a gay furry to my dad” -Anonymous furry locked in the closet

“ Im the one that summoned all that ketchup 😔 “ -Anon Hellbringer what the heck why did you do that

“ My corner of friends and community in furry lowkey have saved my life more than once without them trying to.” - Anonymous Furry Cutie

“ Im gay 🫢 “ - Gay Furry