Zeke’s kitchen appliances

To this man: you haven’t sent me any money but I want to kill you based off this interview. Just the absolute dumbest fucking people running the country rn

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Got it. Thanks. So I’m not versed in this stuff, at all, but - as a former construction worker - it sounds like when you do something stupid and are now throwing everything at it to try to stop whatever you fucked up initially.

For the uninitiated, what does this suggest?

He’s the clean up guy; the only one capable of staying on message, regardless of how stupid the message is.

I am so sick of this tired ass line: “trust in Trump.” Just blind subservience. The GOP is the the driver who drove his car off a bridge into the ocean because he was following the GPS.

The most American response to that possible lol.

motherfucker looks like he got bit by a vampire

Same logic as the tariffs: welp we already did it so now you need to support it!

What was it he said about his healthcare plan in 2024? concepts of a plan?

Don’t lose sight of the fact this administration could literally
do anything right now on the domestic front and it won’t receive any media attention. Every minute will be spent on Iran. Scary shit.

Did he just use a shart analogy to describe how the US soldiers were killed in action?

Impeachment, anyone? Anyone?

They have no clue what will happen next. This is all just improv. Hunker down, folks.

Holy shit. We are all currently in a plane right now, and there is no pilot. It’s just cruising towards whatever. This is terrifying.

Increasingly it feels like the world order is being dictated by 10 old white dudes who have been arguing since the 80s. Grumpy old men WWIII bullshit. We need younger politicians.

Didn’t John Oliver do a story about Twitter and talked about how this account - Johnny Maga - was based in Singapore? We are so screwed as a society

The shittiest world tour of all time.

This administration is actually trying to convince the public that we need to go to war after we're already at war. I just can't...

Bret Stephens is a shill for Israel but this quote is still amazing. Like you actually believe anything Trump says and you’re using that to frame your argument? The man lies as he breaths. Wow.

Pathetic… Congress is just watching along, powerlessly, with the rest of us. What a republic we have here.

It’s wild how the Overton window has shifted so much that Trump has basically become a 2000s-era neocon and progressives are adopting aspects of America First. I can’t keep up. Going back to sleep. 🫠

My first thought after looking at phone was “I should go back to bed.”

That recent Gallup poll showing Americans’ plummeting support for Israel is going to look rosy, by comparison, to the one they do next month.

I really think it’s this simple: he’s completely insulated from public opinion, surrounded by Iran hawks who have been telling him this will cement his legacy, he knows he’s dying and can’t run again, he’s a massive narcissist who doesn’t care what hell of a world he leaves the rest of us with.

Well. I guess I’ll go back to sleep. 🫠

Damn lol

I'm literally picturing Hegseth with a Playstation controller, wearing a t-shirt with the Calvin "Piss on Noem" graphic, and shooting down DHS drones while he high-fives some 22-year old Pentagon staffer.

Absolutely not but I think he’s just obsessed with this approach now and wants to try it everywhere. It’s madness.

Trump clearly wants to repeat the Maduro mission in Iran.