@acobra.bsky.social
In Chicagoland. Mostly dumb. Let me pet your dog.
I cannot tell you how weird it is to wonder to myself if the Pope ever had to do Christmas shopping at Orland Square Mall. Also, thought you’d appreciate this. GO SOX.
10.05.2025 14:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Up until yesterday, when people asked what part of Chicagoland I live in, I asked if they knew where @jimmypardo.com is from. Now I can ask them if they know where Jimmy Pardo AND the Pope are from. Very weird to know the Pope likes the same pizza place I do (Aurelio’s).
09.05.2025 16:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Shame that the Marie Antoinettes of (almost) space made it back ok. I would’ve been fine with them staying up there forever while actual feminists fight for women’s reproductive & voting rights and don’t just make clout chasing girlboss infomercials for billionaire bootlickers. But that’s just me. 💅
15.04.2025 21:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s hard to remember the last time I was this jealous
05.04.2025 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be smart today. Turn off your phone location and face/thumbprint unlocking. Help those around you. The only way out of this is through it. There’s a hell of a lot of us.
05.04.2025 16:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
02.04.2025 01:50 — 👍 31666 🔁 5205 💬 651 📌 290
literally the most divorced truck I’ve ever seen
18.03.2025 14:45 — 👍 1584 🔁 101 💬 76 📌 16More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.
17.03.2025 16:17 — 👍 35963 🔁 6336 💬 1682 📌 670This is my favorite interaction ever and I am going to print it out and frame it. The dynamic duo we didn’t know we needed. ❤️
11.03.2025 16:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0quick get MAD TV back on the air so i can pitch Tarzan Tarzannadanna
09.03.2025 18:11 — 👍 321 🔁 13 💬 14 📌 1A nautical @pftompkins.bsky.social is the best PFT
09.03.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t they just get mad about the Ukrainian prez not being dressed up enough? Because gramps with his Carhartt fishing jacket on doesn’t exactly scream Oval Office black tie.
08.03.2025 08:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0what if the pope is fine and he's just doing this to expose the haters
08.03.2025 04:58 — 👍 201 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 3CHICAGO AIRPORT
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Very sad to hear that Brian James has passed. I used to put “The Lord’s Prayer” by Lords of the New Church and this song from the first Damned album on mix CDs in high school as a little tiny baby punk. RIP.
youtu.be/tFu0X8vskNM?...
I just went to DC for my grandma’s 96th birthday and I got to see @jasonnarducy.bsky.social and friends doing nearly 3 hours of REM at one of my favorite venues in the country (9:30 Club). But this non-REM treat was a lovely little VU surprise 🍌
07.03.2025 01:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Flights in the Caribbean turning away from Starship flight 8 debris.
The man is human pollution, America's id. The international community is going to rally against this country to make sure we're hurt for decades because of all of this and we'll have deserved it.
07.03.2025 01:15 — 👍 38672 🔁 7669 💬 1132 📌 435I just took my first trip of 2025 (after a 2024 that can go to hell with gasoline pants on) so I’ve already got approximately 27 bags of trail mix, all open and spilling, in my carryon. We’re back, baby!
07.03.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The fascism part sucks but him pretend driving the trash truck was objectively hilarious. Like if your grandpa did it, it would have made the semi finals of America’s Funniest Home Videos
11.02.2025 12:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m seeing a lot of new folks/folks coming over from over platforms. Welcome! Just a note - over here, it’s pretty easy to find the trolls and chuds. DO NOT ENGAGE. Block and move on. Their profiles have no juice because no one will play their dumb game. Keep it going.
05.02.2025 13:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Block and don’t engage. They’ll pop up every once in a while but block and move on. They’ll get bored when no one engages with them.
05.02.2025 13:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now
04.02.2025 22:19 — 👍 14178 🔁 3277 💬 361 📌 301go.bsky.app/FEfiDh8
04.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get yourself some starter kits. Find the things you like (independent film or basketball or whatever) and find a starter pack. One click and you’ll be following all the cool folks you wanna interact with.
04.02.2025 15:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0MORE OF THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
03.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 47142 🔁 6420 💬 1005 📌 277
Chicago is frustrating ICE and again proving itself to be beautiful city full of inventive, principled organizers. Read this essay by my neighbor Raeghn Draper, director of The CHAAD Project––an organizing and mutual aid group for bar, restaurant, and hotel workers.
www.thenation.com/article/acti...
It really really does
03.02.2025 16:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope all parties brought receipts
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