Kristi Noemskull starring in Choad Guard!

We used to call those “trucker bodies!” Big arms and shoulders, but no leg work! That’s where your core strength comes from, your legs!

The greatest lies ever: The check is in the mail; I’ll love you in the morning; Anything Trump promises!

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It’s bad enough that trump has dominated the daily news cycle for 10 years, but add Elmo to the equation and it’s too much for anyone to handle!

I spent five weeks in Zambia, Namibia, Botswana, and Zimbabwe sleeping in a tent sleeping on the ground. I was on safari with my brother and sister-in-law in their Toyota Hilux. Quite the adventure. I ate crocodile, kudu, gemsbok, and ostrich. I got false-charged by a rhino and roared at by a lion!

Chocolate covered pretzels! Sweet AND salty!😋

I wouldn’t trade being who I am with Elon for all the money he has.

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H-1B, H-2B, 220, 221, whatever it takes!

Mack the Knife

Instead of balking at the idea why don’t we show the rest of the world how to implement a National Healthcare System properly!?!

Timeless: Hank Williams Tribute

Wounded Heart of America Tom Russell

Poet: A Tribute to Townes Van Zandt

Encomium: A Tribute to Led Zeppelin

What’s the difference between this trash can and a Cybertruck?
A Cybertruck can hold 4 dirtbags instead of only 2!

That Cybertruck looks like trash! 🤪

That the Earth is 6,000 years old!

It’s going to be hard for MAGAts to hang their head in shame when they already sold their soul.

Wow, the years have been cruel to Justine Bateman! Only 58 years old? Yikes! And stupid, too! 🤦‍♂️

I just bought two dozen FRESH free range brown eggs from our Amish neighbor for $2/dozen. Get out , blow the stink off, and take a drive to the country. Buy some American made cheeses, eggs, and bakery, and get the edge off!

Senate Judiciary Rocking Chair. There, I fixed it!

If there’s no one to enforce the law then it’s just guidelines, not laws.

Nah, there’s pets left. The lady who killed and ate a cat, from Canton, Ohio, was convicted and sent to prison. Sadly, Von ShitzenPantz won Springfield by a larger margin than any R candidate in the last 40
years! Hard to believe after all the angst he and JD Spanx caused them!

Who among us truly gives a shit what Elmo Musk wants? Musk is using his wealth to influence World geopolitical events. He is a threat to our way of life. He needs to stay in his lane and butt out!

His ear got licked, not nicked!

Isn’t low IQ MAGA fascists a multiple redundancy? I mean, you know…

I’m going to buy stock in baby caskets and crematoriums if RFK, Jr gets his wishes. We’re gonna need them!😥

Imagine that, a MAGAt lying! 🤔

And still is, CCR!

Rationalizing with a MAGAt is like pissing into the wind. Don’t even try!