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Hot take: 340 million people in the US and this was your choice? I feel like just a little bit of time and a better, even if relatively, option may have presented itself.
It's like shopping for produce. If you'd look behind the ones in front, probably something nicer just waiting. π€·πΌββοΈ
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First, what do I feel like you just called me ugly? Secondly,
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I'm all for snow and winter, but this is a hate crime. π₯Ά
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While we're signing frivolous EOs, how about one where we remove warning labels from things like toasters, curling irons, coffee cups, radiator fluid,bleach, etc. π€·πΌββοΈ Might as well, right?
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