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The trick is not to let the existential dread set in until after you've had your coffee

02.02.2025 15:49 — 👍 68    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 1

Hot take: 340 million people in the US and this was your choice? I feel like just a little bit of time and a better, even if relatively, option may have presented itself.

It's like shopping for produce. If you'd look behind the ones in front, probably something nicer just waiting. 🤷🏼‍♂️

25.01.2025 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do what I can 🤷🏼‍♂️

24.01.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First, what do I feel like you just called me ugly? Secondly,

23.01.2025 13:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'm all for snow and winter, but this is a hate crime. 🥶

22.01.2025 13:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

While we're signing frivolous EOs, how about one where we remove warning labels from things like toasters, curling irons, coffee cups, radiator fluid,bleach, etc. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Might as well, right?

21.01.2025 02:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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