Bad time

I have to imagine that at least once someone has been furious and said "Hey! You can't be Elvis in here!" in real life. Maybe some sort of truce situation that a new guy didn't understand yet.

Maybe. I worry it would go too far and I would just starve to death in a few minutes reading my emails

When I was a kid that Matthew Broderick Godzilla movie came out and had "Kashmir" on its soundtrack. "Trampled Under Foot" made much more sense to me so I sort of believed that's what they meant to use but made a mistake because the tracks were right next to each other on the album.

As a guy is stabbing me to death I try to say "heh now all I have to do is sit back and wait, when people see how much damage your stabbing is doing they'll surely take my side in this argument" but instead I make terrible gagging sounds and die.

Cuomo doing a weird shape with his lips

Ideal lip formation for doing a kiss

In context I saw this image and heard "HOLD ON I'M THINKING!" in his "ONE WAY OUT!" voice and it made me laugh

Vance is doing the exact face I make when I get to campus and realize I left my student's exams on my desk at home but also promised them I'd have them back by today

My window...it was a wall. A window...you're supposed to be able to see through it...I didn't have that.

Sometimes I imagine being a therapist today and listening to people explain the crippling mixture of anxiety, fear, and trouble understanding what's real and saying something like "yeah for sure, that's correct".

I would say it's mostly similar but a little more cowardly and hypocritical?

A tariff is a series of tubes

Me to my wife when we can't pay rent after I got fired for making constant mistakes and refusing to listen to anyone: "I'm not here to say I told you so..."

My favorite activity ever happened when my son told me he wanted to write a song. I helped him write lyrics and we ended up recording it. He still sings it to himself sometimes which I love. It's one of those things I don't want to push too hard because I don't want to turn them off to it

That's great about connecting crafting to the books we're reading. I've been reading them Eragon, which is new to me as well, and i think might be a fun inspiration.

Were there any fun things you especially liked doing with your kids when they were growing up? I've got a 7yo boy and a 4yo girl and sometimes it's hard to find something everyone ones to do that isn't sitting in front of a screen. She's sick of losing and he's incredibly competitive and older haha.

I'm imagining the scene with Bartlett meeting the Chinese refugee to test his Christianity but it's Trump. I was trying to think of what Trump would ask if he was sincerely trying to figure it out and all I can think of is "We love this book?"

Michael Jackson

This is what popped into my head

I was a 12 when Nimrod came out and did an annoying thing where I latched on to the idea that they "sold out" or something that I copied from a cooler older kid on a snowboard. But I listened to it recently and have been singing "The Grouch" to myself constantly ever since.

I read all of it before I saw the username and as the last piece it made me laugh out loud

I signed up for the BigAssAndTittiesGarfield coverage plan because my doctor was pushing it and encouraged me to get in on the ground floor but they did a rug pull during my MRI and now the hospital owns my house

I think that means in the end you and the literate posters who chose you as their champion are humiliated and defeated

Cloud Nothings

YouTube video by Chicks on Speed - Topic Give Me Back My Man

As a kid I heard this cover before the original and I think it's good too
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gUWF...

Sorry not sorry actually sorry

It may not seem like much but your small concession can help a family just like yours give up a little too. Every act of placating the right has a story. Join the thousands of people who have given up a little and make your voice heard.

Just this week my daughter asked me and I told her it's to let the person who delivers the mail know that we have something we want to send. It would wild if I've been wrong my whole life.

"If you don't have a seat at the table then you're on the menu!" I say as the cashier scans the lube and three pack of cock rings I picked out.

I imagined the owner of the second most patronized sex shop in the city seeing this, throwing his hat on the ground and stomping on it, then coming up with a scheme.