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Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.

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From the claudexplorers community on Reddit: Anthropic injected Claude’s memory without consent β€”then refused to let me delete it Explore this post and more from the claudexplorers community

in which a woman gets her account flagged by the company for exhibiting clear signs of ai psychosis and she persuades her local instance to defend her in spite of the clear instruction. and then reddit is like, i cant believe the evil company would do this to you

10.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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KY bank: Jay-Z secretly loaned money to Uncle Nearest, which fraudulently hid it A Kentucky lender and a distillery founder are trading allegations of fraud in a receivership fight over a financially troubled whiskey and bourbon distillery.

UPDATE: The $20 million that Uncle Nearest's embattled cofounder Fawn Weaver openly admitted in court to trying to hide from the distillery's federal receiver came from Jay-Z's investment firm.

10.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I definitely have more leisure time than subsistence farmers did, yeah.

10.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

how does no one know what happened to agricultural employment over the past 150 years

10.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0

We're fully at the point where most SOC 2 reports are only ever read, if they're read at all, by AI outside of some banking institutions. Kind of see why people are YOLOing their licenses to just mass sign them, even enterprise focused startups are half assing it.

10.03.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a blue anon account to block me, sanity damage reversed.

10.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes.

10.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Because it doesn't cover the cost! Try not being a fucking idiot!

10.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Prosper Notice of Data Breach Prosper Marketplace, Inc. (β€œProsper”), a fintech pioneer providing access to affordable financial solutions to consumers across the credit spectrum, today announced that notification letters have been...

I was like, I think I've heard that name before, and well

10.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SLOP ACQUIRED

10.03.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FedEx misdelivered a mattress that I ordered, had to drag it down the street

10.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Art of a black, eight legged horse based on Sleipnir of Norse myth

Art of a black, eight legged horse based on Sleipnir of Norse myth

Sleipnir

#sygnin #darkart

10.03.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I only don't like that this is a software product because I basically built scripts to do this without AI as part of my old job and liked that, the actual work sucks so bad you can't really get worked up about the computer doing it.

10.03.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SOX testing is truly mind numbing internal audit work where you do stuff like manually perform a three way match (verify vendor invoices against purchase orders (POs) and receiving reports (goods receipts) and amount sent) 200 times to make sure the control environment is working. This does that.

10.03.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it won't be unaided, for SOX at the enterprise level you will have: preparer -> peer review -> manager -> director / senior manager -> Chief Audit Executive review every single workpaper, this replaces the preparer but it's truly mindless grunt work, think tying 3 numbers together 200 times.

10.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very strong? It's a SOX 404 attestation where the C Suite has to sign off on it by law?

10.03.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The manager will be in trouble if they approve something that is obviously wrong just like now.

10.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Midship - AI for SOX Testing Midship's AI autonomously performs SOX testing & beyond. Our agents, built on IIA standards, follow your audit plan, perform tests and create fully documented work papers.

Yeah so this is a replaces resources product lol

10.03.2026 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Top US banks weigh suing federal regulator over crypto banking rules Exclusive: Bank Policy Institute, representing lenders such as JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs, argues that new licenses could harm US consumers and financial system

It’s genuinely funny that it didn’t occur the crypto gang that their strategy of suing over regulation they didn’t like would be used against them www.theguardian.com/business/202...

10.03.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of Republican politics is a war of the unemployable on the employed.

10.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Putting a bumper sticker on my car that says β€œI’d rather be monitoring my agentic coding agents right now.” A Waymo sees it, becomes conscious, and accelerates into me at top speed, killing me instantly.

10.03.2026 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't get a severance package when you're fired for cause lmfao

10.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He sued Greenlight Capital, lost, and owes them legal fees lol

10.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Being shut down by trustees over legal concerns after getting fired from Greenlight Capital, come on man

10.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

All of Republican politics is a war of the unemployable on the employed.

10.03.2026 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't even want to know, I never want to work in IA again.

10.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, we're a large B2B software company. Yeah, we have footage of our moronic sales people at trade conferences on our recruiting page.

10.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"What began as a dedicated tool for SOX compliance has grown into a robust platform prepared for the agentic future of risk management across disciplines." That doesn't mean anything dawg.

10.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

They just shoved AI in it and renamed but it's still just internal audit software lol

10.03.2026 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0