Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢

The funny thing is we are, but people are despairing over minute by minute ticks in the oil market. US equities have been performing like dog shit since Trump took over!

I blew up an options account in undergrad and then was like OK, I'm not smart enough to do this profitably, time to move on.

the partner talking to the client. The actual underlying work of classifying transactions or building the spreadsheet or whatever that feed into that was always the lowest value part that people today outsource to India for less than $10 an hour.

My working model has been that the future is largely BPO firms building these workflows for their specific service, since they will have the scale for it to make sense to accelerate the close of like a plumber or something, but the value add in those services has always been...

Watching everyone despair over oil prices who despaired over the stock market earlier in Trump's term, don't try to validate your politics in the market or you'll get creamed.

I should probably make something like this for my own use only and launch a solo assurance shop, maybe minimal hiring to get ISO certification certified. Non compete is non enforceable in 9 months.

This really is like an offshore team Armageddon like product, basically building this to do the SOX team's job at a bank I used to work for, telling no one, and coasting was my plan if this consultancy flopped.

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in which a woman gets her account flagged by the company for exhibiting clear signs of ai psychosis and she persuades her local instance to defend her in spite of the clear instruction. and then reddit is like, i cant believe the evil company would do this to you

KY bank: Jay-Z secretly loaned money to Uncle Nearest, which fraudulently hid it A Kentucky lender and a distillery founder are trading allegations of fraud in a receivership fight over a financially troubled whiskey and bourbon distillery.

UPDATE: The $20 million that Uncle Nearest's embattled cofounder Fawn Weaver openly admitted in court to trying to hide from the distillery's federal receiver came from Jay-Z's investment firm.

I definitely have more leisure time than subsistence farmers did, yeah.

how does no one know what happened to agricultural employment over the past 150 years

We're fully at the point where most SOC 2 reports are only ever read, if they're read at all, by AI outside of some banking institutions. Kind of see why people are YOLOing their licenses to just mass sign them, even enterprise focused startups are half assing it.

Got a blue anon account to block me, sanity damage reversed.

Yes.

Because it doesn't cover the cost! Try not being a fucking idiot!

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I was like, I think I've heard that name before, and well

SLOP ACQUIRED

FedEx misdelivered a mattress that I ordered, had to drag it down the street

Art of a black, eight legged horse based on Sleipnir of Norse myth

Sleipnir

#sygnin #darkart

I only don't like that this is a software product because I basically built scripts to do this without AI as part of my old job and liked that, the actual work sucks so bad you can't really get worked up about the computer doing it.

SOX testing is truly mind numbing internal audit work where you do stuff like manually perform a three way match (verify vendor invoices against purchase orders (POs) and receiving reports (goods receipts) and amount sent) 200 times to make sure the control environment is working. This does that.

Yeah it won't be unaided, for SOX at the enterprise level you will have: preparer -> peer review -> manager -> director / senior manager -> Chief Audit Executive review every single workpaper, this replaces the preparer but it's truly mindless grunt work, think tying 3 numbers together 200 times.

Very strong? It's a SOX 404 attestation where the C Suite has to sign off on it by law?

The manager will be in trouble if they approve something that is obviously wrong just like now.

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Yeah so this is a replaces resources product lol

Top US banks weigh suing federal regulator over crypto banking rules Exclusive: Bank Policy Institute, representing lenders such as JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs, argues that new licenses could harm US consumers and financial system

It’s genuinely funny that it didn’t occur the crypto gang that their strategy of suing over regulation they didn’t like would be used against them www.theguardian.com/business/202...

All of Republican politics is a war of the unemployable on the employed.

Putting a bumper sticker on my car that says “I’d rather be monitoring my agentic coding agents right now.” A Waymo sees it, becomes conscious, and accelerates into me at top speed, killing me instantly.

You don't get a severance package when you're fired for cause lmfao