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Even a crooked regime wants an honest accountant.

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The stuff that sounds shocking to people who know me irl I already have posted into this void so.

05.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know a tour director for a major EDM artist.

05.03.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Palantir and other tech companies are stocking offices with tobacco products to increase worker productivity | Fortune Health experts offer a blunt warning on using tobacco products to increase productivity, saying the adverse health effects have been well documented.

They literally work you to death fortune.com/2026/03/04/p...

05.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8

Don’t even get me started.

05.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You will see GRC platform founders actively fighting with audit firm owners on there, it’s nuts.

05.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

GOVERNMENT COUNSEL: Your Honor, this wasn't briefed, can weβ€”
UNITED STATES COURT OF INTERNATIONAL TRADE JUDGE RICHARD K. EATON: First of all, fucking kill yourself.

05.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 383    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Been too busy working to post on there and it is legitimately more insane than here, there are so many vendors who think LinkedIn drama is going to get them sales

05.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The information security industry is full of people who apparently don’t know what an audit is versus what it is not.

05.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LinkedIn is full of supposed experts complaining about things in a way that immediately reveals to me they’re not experts.

05.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

04.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3051    πŸ” 1385    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 24
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Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

04.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3230    πŸ” 1031    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 3

Don’t worry, there’s more to fill out tomorrow, it’ll be safe

05.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to go for a walk because I spent all day filling out a spreadsheet and I got rained on

05.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tomorrow. βš”οΈ

04.03.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 287    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 17

chatGHB

05.03.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
digital painting of a large two-headed deer in a cemetary. the first deer head, with antlers, stares back at the viewer, while the second deer head, without antlers, is grazing on the grass. headstones of various shapes and sizes line the field behind the deer, stretching off into the distance. darkened trees surround the area, with a deep blue sky.

digital painting of a large two-headed deer in a cemetary. the first deer head, with antlers, stares back at the viewer, while the second deer head, without antlers, is grazing on the grass. headstones of various shapes and sizes line the field behind the deer, stretching off into the distance. darkened trees surround the area, with a deep blue sky.

04.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

You’re having NPC (Nick Playable Character) dialogue for others to find in an RPG

05.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me to you after you turn into a cat: hey, quit kitten around!

05.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to think call of duty might be pro military

05.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Opening up the mind shredder app*

It’s ok, I won’t get my mind shredded.

05.03.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s pyrrhic steerith clearith, if it’s technical that’s respectable

05.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maternal: Air Force, then a purchaser for a home builder

Paternal: Army man who had untreated mental health problems and fucked up every job until he died young

05.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why it’s dope when you get a botnet made of smart lights

05.03.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Asking Talarico how god feels about gun control to see if we’re getting a Beto

05.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

He has that uber lobbyist money to burn I guess

05.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hell yeah

05.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 768    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 35

Trump is blocking your check and you should be mad about it imo

05.03.2026 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This dark money backed bitch has this on the back of that ad, who you fooling lmfao

05.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
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This motherfucker looks like slappy the dummy

05.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1