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in which a woman gets her account flagged by the company for exhibiting clear signs of ai psychosis and she persuades her local instance to defend her in spite of the clear instruction. and then reddit is like, i cant believe the evil company would do this to you

KY bank: Jay-Z secretly loaned money to Uncle Nearest, which fraudulently hid it A Kentucky lender and a distillery founder are trading allegations of fraud in a receivership fight over a financially troubled whiskey and bourbon distillery.

UPDATE: The $20 million that Uncle Nearest's embattled cofounder Fawn Weaver openly admitted in court to trying to hide from the distillery's federal receiver came from Jay-Z's investment firm.

I definitely have more leisure time than subsistence farmers did, yeah.

how does no one know what happened to agricultural employment over the past 150 years

We're fully at the point where most SOC 2 reports are only ever read, if they're read at all, by AI outside of some banking institutions. Kind of see why people are YOLOing their licenses to just mass sign them, even enterprise focused startups are half assing it.

Got a blue anon account to block me, sanity damage reversed.

Yes.

Because it doesn't cover the cost! Try not being a fucking idiot!

Prosper Notice of Data Breach Prosper Marketplace, Inc. (“Prosper”), a fintech pioneer providing access to affordable financial solutions to consumers across the credit spectrum, today announced that notification letters have been...

I was like, I think I've heard that name before, and well

SLOP ACQUIRED

FedEx misdelivered a mattress that I ordered, had to drag it down the street

Art of a black, eight legged horse based on Sleipnir of Norse myth

Sleipnir

#sygnin #darkart

I only don't like that this is a software product because I basically built scripts to do this without AI as part of my old job and liked that, the actual work sucks so bad you can't really get worked up about the computer doing it.

SOX testing is truly mind numbing internal audit work where you do stuff like manually perform a three way match (verify vendor invoices against purchase orders (POs) and receiving reports (goods receipts) and amount sent) 200 times to make sure the control environment is working. This does that.

Yeah it won't be unaided, for SOX at the enterprise level you will have: preparer -> peer review -> manager -> director / senior manager -> Chief Audit Executive review every single workpaper, this replaces the preparer but it's truly mindless grunt work, think tying 3 numbers together 200 times.

Very strong? It's a SOX 404 attestation where the C Suite has to sign off on it by law?

The manager will be in trouble if they approve something that is obviously wrong just like now.

Midship - AI for SOX Testing Midship's AI autonomously performs SOX testing & beyond. Our agents, built on IIA standards, follow your audit plan, perform tests and create fully documented work papers.

Yeah so this is a replaces resources product lol

Top US banks weigh suing federal regulator over crypto banking rules Exclusive: Bank Policy Institute, representing lenders such as JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs, argues that new licenses could harm US consumers and financial system

It’s genuinely funny that it didn’t occur the crypto gang that their strategy of suing over regulation they didn’t like would be used against them www.theguardian.com/business/202...

All of Republican politics is a war of the unemployable on the employed.

Putting a bumper sticker on my car that says “I’d rather be monitoring my agentic coding agents right now.” A Waymo sees it, becomes conscious, and accelerates into me at top speed, killing me instantly.

You don't get a severance package when you're fired for cause lmfao

He sued Greenlight Capital, lost, and owes them legal fees lol

Being shut down by trustees over legal concerns after getting fired from Greenlight Capital, come on man

All of Republican politics is a war of the unemployable on the employed.

I don't even want to know, I never want to work in IA again.

Yeah, we're a large B2B software company. Yeah, we have footage of our moronic sales people at trade conferences on our recruiting page.

"What began as a dedicated tool for SOX compliance has grown into a robust platform prepared for the agentic future of risk management across disciplines." That doesn't mean anything dawg.

They just shoved AI in it and renamed but it's still just internal audit software lol