Trick or Tressa 🎃

Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.

Moxie: my favorite letters are M, O, X, I, E and F
Caleb: Why “and F”?
Moxie: I DIDNT SAY “Y”!!!

Grief is weird because MOM THERE IS SOME FACEBOOK DRAMA I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT

Now you sound like @arcanevice.bsky.social

He’s a menace. A sweet baby. But also, a menace.

Me, sitting on the couch, with my black cat laying in my arms like a big ol’ baby

He’s a big baby

As someone who worked in a pharmacy who would be surprised (or maybe not) by the amount of people who didn’t consider this and basically have to be topless to get their immunizations.

You’d be even more surprised (again, maybe not) how many of them were doctors

This is so on-the-nose I thought it was an photoshopped image for an The Onion article

Nature is healing

I can’t recall seeing one either… even the paw patrol I saw was the firehouse dog

I missed hitting my 50th book, and I read 9 books in October!

Thank you!!

“And Steven!”

Continuing the time honored Halloween tradition of finishing my kids costume the day of Trick or Treat

“No children’s hospitals” has a lot more to do with lack of access to care. Many areas did (and some still) would just have pediatric wings.

Also Rob Schnieder is just a fucking idiot, he’s from San Fransisco & The Children’s Hopsital of Oakland was founded in *1914*

Had an Arrested Development moment when we drove past a church and moxie asked what all the little t’s were for

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

a digital doodle of a ghost looking in the mirror. he looks scared of his appearance.

too spooky :(

30-50 feral frogs

@twatts-up.bsky.social

I think I know what I might make for office Xmas gifts this year

Should’ve done a small amount of research before I suggested to moxie a pink lion stuffie for her Steven universe costume

Hiding in the bathroom so long the motion sensor lights turned off

Finished book 45 last night!

Truly! I immediately said “triple pickle!”

Yesterday we had a such a good day. We went out to lunch and all our lunches came with pickles so I got three pickles to eat.

Almost like an audio drama, sound effects, every character has a different voice actor…

My black cat, Dexter, laying down on a cat bed wearing an orange & black checked bow tie

Dexter’s changed into his fall wardrobe

(He was mad at me all even yesterday for changing his bow tie)

It’s part of Ohio’s online adult content “protections”