Michael Rapaport getting banished off the traitors was better than anything that’s ever happened on television— fuck that old man
24.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Michael Rapaport getting banished off the traitors was better than anything that’s ever happened on television— fuck that old man
24.02.2026 03:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We should just get to throw out nominations for president online now. I’ll start: Hassan Piker, please and thank you
23.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Located in the Salt Lake Valley
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“Is there a technology the left is excited about?”
High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
FREE THE DEMON THAT IS SO DESPERATELY TRYING TO ESCAPE FROM RFK JR
10.02.2026 16:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If only they’d talked more about pizza in the Epstein files because maybe MAGA would believe it
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Come on over to the left
(the actual left, not the libs)
We have guns, legalized drugs, no rent, healthcare, and significantly less pedophiles
Can’t we just let Elon take all these surplus men with him to Mars?
29.01.2026 13:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am totally here for the matriarchy, but I am so tired of women and femmes having to clean up men’s mess forever
24.01.2026 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IS MY WIFE EDDY BURBACK???
18.01.2026 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is it called a helicopter because it heli cops ter their destination?
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sam altman
11.01.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Communist Manifesto pun)
03.01.2026 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cum in this, man! It’s a fest, yo!
03.01.2026 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love how men think women go to the bathroom together to talk shit about them. You fool, we’re jerking each other off
30.12.2025 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0According to The Santa clause, what happens if Santa kills himself? Like, what if his body isn’t found and no one else puts his suit on? Ghost Santa??
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Love that we’re going to start WWIII the same way my friendships ended in high school
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“Santa and his constituents…”
20.12.2025 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Possession is like a flower… because without it you can’t have a flower”
19.12.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even as a child, I knew Martha Mae Who was down bad for the grinch. She was ready to give snatch that entire movie
18.12.2025 20:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make the evil you want to see in the world
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“Sir I wanna buy these shoes for my ma-…”
“Fuck off, gutter rat!” - Republican Jesus
Anyone who sees Bovino in Rogers Park, let us know. We’re doing ICE watch.
Whistles out. Be on alert. Help protect our community.
You ever have that one insecurity that you’re always telling yourself that it’s not actually as bad as you think it is, but then someone makes you in a video game and it’s like…. oh
17.12.2025 15:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe the real bitch was the karma we made along the way
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“Do I just, like, keep the people after the 12 days are over?
Are the drummers, maids and pipers rented?
Is this an hourly rate thing or are they my forever servants?
I really need to know the sitch before I just take on all this responsibility”
Why would he get you a third of a marching band, dude?
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“But look at these golden rings!”
“Bruh, your house is literally filled with birds”
“D…did you even want 8 milk maids? Why the fuck did he get you 8 maids actively milking cows?”
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