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Facebook post from Matt Devitt Weather showing Florida weather map

Alexandra Bennett. 1d Why does Naples never exist I'm getting beyond angry about it Reply 11 B -1d Matt Devitt Weather Alexandra Bennett It's nothing personal, it's for legal reasons. I have a non-compete until January of 2027. Which means I can't put any Southwest Florida cities on a map. North Port is the closest I can get. After the non-compete is over, I can put Naples on all the maps I want.

Today in odd weatherman legal wranglings:

After a Florida meteorologist was fired from WINK Fort Myers, his non-compete clause prevented him from reporting on weather in the Southwest Florida market. He's got his own page with 1.2M followers now... but legally can't label any city in SW Florida

Americans don't understand capital wealth The human mind was not made to grasp just how rich the rich are.

NEW: A recent study on public perceptions of extreme wealth has a remarkable implication: Americans really seem to think that rich people are just earning high salaries. Almost no conception of capital income at all.
www.peoplesline.org/p/americans-...

I think a lot of us millennials & older really take it for granted that we were the last of only a couple generations where there was an all-encompassing campaign to encourage literacy. Everyone used to agree upon it. There were commercials with your favorite celebrities just being like, "READ!"

Lol I didn't say it but I like it, it's international women's day so I'll help myself to the credit

Country Joe McDonald's website countryjoe.com

RIP Country Joe McDonald, glad you don't have to sit through another round of imperial garbage, hope someone keeps your Angelfire-ass website running forever 🙏 www.countryjoe.com

Joseph 'Country Joe' McDonald Dead At 84 Joseph Allen “Country Joe” McDonald has died. The singer/songwriter who fronted counterculture folk-rock icons Country Joe And The Fish passed away last night, according to TMZ. McDonald wrote the Ber...

R.I.P. Joseph “Country Joe” McDonald, frontman of counterculture folk-rock icons Country Joe And The Fish. He wrote the Berkeley band’s most enduring songs including the Vietnam War protest anthem “I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-To-Die Rag” and “Not So Sweet Martha Lorraine,” a Hot 100 hit. McDonald was 84.

Al Jazeera cracked this "enigma":

This school had many daughters of military officers and soldiers. The idea was to attract them to the school, strike it to draw in rescuers and relatives, and then strike it again to kill them.

March 8, 1971: FBI's COINTELPRO Exposed A cab driver, a day care provider, and two professors broke into an FBI office in Media, Pennsylvania, and stole more than 1,000 classified documents.

#tdih 1971

A cab driver, day care provider, and two professors broke into FBI office in Media, Penn.

They removed docs that exposed COINTELPRO campaign to disrupt & destroy a wide range of activist groups, especially civil rights orgs.

Read⬇️ 🧵#TeachTruth
www.zinnedproject.org/news/tdih/co...

World's ending you gotta really get in all the shit you always wanted to do but thought ppl would say was too corny show up to the function in a circa 2000 wyclef hat

My husband holding half a hamentashen with a chocolate dough and the green pistachio kanafeh filling

Benji's bagels engineering entire new dimensions of cultural exchange with Dubai chocolate hamentashen

Turned "of course International Women's Day is the day they cut an hour out of" into an LLC so everyone who posts the premise owes me a dollar

i don't have a pot to piss in either dude, is that really a good benchmark for poverty... seems like more of a piss thing than a money thing

This guy’s entire account nothing but videos like this

All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!

Happening now- the Broadview, IL ICE facility: a few dozen people have gathered here over the bizarre situation re: a US citizen who was allegedly detained by federal immigration agents, only for agents to reportedly say she wasn't there.

Cook County Commissioner Kevin Morrison on scene as well.

It’s almost like we didn’t think this through.

There are going to be enclaves around these airports still speaking in American accents 200 years from now

Detail from a bill I just got from my kid's birth five months ago itemized Initial Normal Newborn Care $588 and Hospital Discharge Day < 30 min $305

Less than thirty minutes of care? $800 seems fair I guess because of Garbage Shitworld

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate. In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate. A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership. "Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."

what the fuck are we doing

www.wsj.com/business/med...

Nashville Noticias staffer Estefany Rodríguez was detained by ICE in South Nashville on Wednesday morning. There was no warrant for her arrest. Her attorneys have filed an emergency petition in federal court seeking a writ of habeas corpus, or an immediate review of whether or not her detention is legal. Rodríguez, who was in the car with her husband — a U.S. citizen — has been following all the legal steps to citizenship. In her job, Rodríguez has reported several stories that hold ICE accountable, and it’s unclear whether her detention was retaliation. As of Thursday afternoon, she was in Alabama en route to an ICE processing center in Louisiana.

Something I don’t think can be emphasized enough is how fast ICE is shipping the people they detain off to another state. “Move fast and break things” but for people in potentially life or death situations. nashvillebanner.com/2026/03/05/j...

I wish I had thought of the idea of having kids Google stuff for two hours and charging 40,000 dollars. Their parents would be like “so they know more about different Five Nights at Freddy’s characters but not what World War 1 is” and I’d be like “yes thats the knowledge they’ll need for the future”

All the "Idiocracy was a documentary" guys having to escalate to "Salo was a documentary"

You'd think after almost 40 years my immune system'd figure out that pollen's never actually done me any damage so maybe it could chill out a little but I'm as miserable as ever

Just found out Mitski briefly attended my high school, will someone send me some money about it

We haven't heard much from Arc since Joan, they got anything new cooking up over there?

History keeps happening to personally torture Francis Fukuyama and pop culture keeps happening to personally torture Bryan Quinby

Tweet from Vince Shalomi: Suing the GOP Texas for deleting my nickname "Shamwow" in the Primaries so they help the incumbent John Carter so the voters don't recognize me. Rigged election by these rhinos.

The Shamwow Guy, Vince Shlomi, says he is suing the Texas GOP for “rigging” his Texas House race by not including the word “Shamwow” on ballots

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