tRick, the “t” is silent

I gotta…how often do you hear “thank God” and yet get upset when someone says it in the language Jesus used?

Fucking terrorists!

Found this while unpacking. Jesus, I’m simple.

It’s tRick…the “t” is silent.

And of course you are welcome.

Amen. Which is kinda this. “Let it be”. Allahu akbar…as Jesus said in is tongue

It’s how said rapist rolls…shit ain’t changed.

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Full secondary confession…my first born daughter who is now proudly my son was named Syd. It wasn’t a decision I made lightly.

You can ask for an explanation if inclined. It’ll involve a lot of musical references and such.

I don’t tread lightly. I stomp.

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Full disclosure: my son is “TR”….long story…I’ll tell it if anyone asks…it’s what made me note your screen name. That aside…

I’ve seen too many winters to give a single squirt of piss what people think of me. And your post here encouraged me.

Let’s all save our “fucks” for what matters.

Bring it in, man. We could do with one.

(I promise to do the double pat on the back if you worry it’d make us gay should we be seen hugging)

Now, I can’t condone such a cavalier mantra. Joy that I can’t write a book about it.

Wait. Fuck that.

Excess is never enough. Onward. Better to burn out than to be Neil Young’s late friend than Kurt. And let’s do all of it twice.

“No eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn”

(Shit don’t change. Side note. People sick. That’s the constant I. All the variables)

As for addiction…let’s talk like the foe.

Why don’t the demand not fix the problem of supply. Sorry, but if yer ma is a junkie, ain’t it her job to “just quit”?

Don’t come at me with that pansy added reform therapy shit. If she dies, didn’t she ask for it? Wasn’t she the problem?

I’m not fussing here. Autism or the spectrum ain’t cross crossed (Nevermind the bad music) with mental issues. It ain’t simple madness or being a “retard%” (fucked orthography for the sake of fouling the rules) it’s people.

I love people. We are all broken. When do the hugs start?

Nowadays. And it ain’t a bad thing. We’d note that Elwood is on a spectrum. It’s not a bad thing. It’s just understanding that shit ain’t changed so much as we keep pretending, if I may, that every generation thinks it’s discovered sex.

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“We enter as strangers…soon we are friends…”

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Did I properly spell that right in terms of phonetics? “Beyh beyh”…it’s why her accent is fucking brilliant.

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Don’t be so I inquisitive jamison.

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What about the “beeh beeh?”

Communist. I mean, socialist. I mean. But Chinese ties. I mean we need tariffs to force the stupid and cheap to do right.

I mean, stop being so local. It’s a big world. Let’s hide. Competition is for fascists and Nazi commie socialist losers.

Wanna but my sneakers you people?

…surely that will bring the cost of groceries and goods right down.

Uhm…sure.

Then let’s work smart…start by imposing a $50k fine per undocumented immigrant hired by any corporation and an automatic IRS audit of companies to check for payments made under the table…back taxes and criminal charges to follow where needed.

I mean, then our citizens can refuse the jobs…

Don’t besmirch personal hygiene. You’ll need that paper (once worth gold) to clear the present crap storm from your eyes.

Oh, I forgot. This is a limited time offer so the urgency is important. Do it now or regret it forever.

Anyone know where I can invest I. Some Trump sneakers or gold plated coins? I am buying. Here’s your opportunity.

First tip…free with subscription you can cancel at any time…gather bank and passphrase info from scammer destination accounts. Then, repurpose them to future scammers when they ask you for your info. Easy peasy.

Don’t fall for that everyone. For just $29.95 I can guarantee you that I will take your information, I’ll need bank routing and such, and do my best to make you a millionaire by the year’s end. Don’t scrimp on cheap substitutes. What is ten bucks more for assurance of a high quality scam?

I’ve take. It upon myself to rehabilitate scammers. I’d be glad to share tips.

Welcome to America.

I’m way past hearing anyone say as an argument that “this is not who we are”

Yes it is. There’s the problem.

Like Clapton objecting to putting shit in his arm.

Health! I mean, “salud”

Wait. Did I just propose a toast or finish one?

I like toast. National food of the north. Cheese on toast. It’s all anyone needs, he said as he tucked into a pub meat pie or Irish stew…or even a burger or hot dog.

But, I’m an inadvertent vegetarian who understands food.

Geshunteit

Oh…forgive my rudeness…I like you too. It don’t diminish nothing but I like everyone. I just “like” nothing on social media…don’t be offended. It would launch another tRick diatribe about that mechanism.