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A selfie in a jockstrap with my arms above my head, with a sunshine illuminating me.

jockstrap weather 🌞

A selfie in a jockstrap with my arms above my head, with a sunshine illuminating me.

jockstrap weather 🌞

And what's your normal coffee route? Asking for uh...no reason in particular. 👀🍆

I believe it's #SundayBunday, but since it was a long weekend we'll accept your transgressions. 😘

A mirror selfie, naked with a hand covering my crotch just out of frame. My earlobes are now pierced with blue studs.

got my ears pierced 👂🏼✨️

Jaida Essence Hall saying "look over there" on RuPaul's Drag Race.

It's the same angle 😵‍💫

Rachmaninoff, Rossini, and a railing.

Yeah I love getting my tonsils drained 😏

Perhaps a nice anatomy lesson 😇

Fun fact: the human body has seven testicles but you only ever hear about the two ❤️

The only thing that keeps the swelling down is draining them constantly 😩💦

Maybe I'll get my testicles removed, mine always get so swollen and I hear you get ice cream after 🥰

Just say which side you wanna start with. 😌

If you STAY yellow, you don't gotta GET yellow!

A mirror selfie, wearing a yellow NastyPig jock and matching socks with black accents.

If I were on the Atlantis cruise, this would practically be an outfit.

Love to see someone achieving their goals.

Can I come over and have you stuff me (full of banana bread)? 👀

It's the only thing that makes the cold bearable! 👀😏

Justifying the amount of water I use to douche by not using AI

"omg congrats queen, are you getting topped by a boy or a girl? ❤️"

Gonna start responding to bottoms not eating dinner the same way we respond to newly pregnant women not drinking wine

....can't lose?

Genuinely my favorite kind of moments. 😊

A still of Ilya Rozanov from Heated Rivalry smiling shirtless in front of an interview microphone. Inlaid is a tweet that says: "'what a nerd lol' I said with barely controlled lust"

Yes please!

Yes please! 😏

😍🤤

Yes please. 👀

Looks like it went well! 😏