turd ferguson

bring me the thread of alfredo garcia

mercury truly do be retrograding rn

i can't be the only one who's noticed that the youtube view count indicator has changed from capital letters to lower case, right? RIGHT?!

did you know that quokkas are nocturnal but some of them have changed their sleeping patterns on rottnest island so they can hang with the tourists

FIGHTING the urge to share fun facts in response to people's ig stories

crying about oscar mcinerney retiring at 2.30am yes my medication is definitely working why do you ask

hehehehehe i broke the record for heaviest thing ever lifted at my gym tonight hehehehehe

also hello again, it's been a while! uni has been hectic, placement even more so, and i'm launching a business soon - watch this space 🌞

and now i'm MAD AT MYSELF for being MAD AT MYSELF ffs

i ALSO lifted 6x97kg tonight which is a new pb but does that matter to my DUMB BRAIN?! NO because i FAILED AT THE HARDER THING

perfectionism is SO STUPID i just deadlifted 3x102kg for the first time ever (previous pb was 92kg) but i'm mad at myself because i couldn't do it six times???

fun fact: it's possible to sprain your pelvis. how did i learn this? i'll tell you when my back stops hurting

"i don't know why we're on this earth, truly i don't, but if i wanted to find the answer, i would begin with how much i love you"

so absolutely devastatingly beautiful. what a joy these are to read, even if they reduce me to a blubbering mess

don't mind me, just having another breakdown reading the latest thursday murder club book

not knowing isn't a problem. lying to your students is. if they ask a question and you're not sure, go and find the answer to share with them next time!

have seen this post floating around insta and want to give @grammargirl.bsky.social credit here too. i know it's about ai but in general, as experts/educators, one of the realest things we can do is to say "i don't know"

please turn your sound on, this is so stupid and i have been laughing for ten minutes

the new gaga single reminded me of something

did you know that hellocobber is australian for "hi friend"

for what it's worth, estonia received a 90% approval rating tonight but only got 6 televote points this morning

so many people asking for proof that there was vote rigging at eurovision. australia also does a primetime vote, and israel scored 23% approval. so how in the ever living fuck did they get our 12 televote points?????

i feel grief. i cannot sum up the events any other way

how in the ever living fuck did switzerland get 0 from the televote

HAPPY GRAND FINAL DAY IT IS 4.30AM WHY DO I DO THIS EVERY YEAR I AM SO TIRED

switzerland, albania or finland pls and thank. if it's sweden or austria i won't be mad but these are my winner predictions/hopes for esc

have been told that asking if mamagama was that uk restaurant chain would have done numbers on the bird app. happy esc week my brain is fried already and i love it

got addicted to zoning out in meetings and watching the recordings later and now I have 42 hours of recordings to watch

haaaaaaaaappy eurovision 🥰

a crowd with multiple palestinian flags being waved, and a banner that says "israel open gaza's borders, let aid in!"

hey ebu, nice try cutting the cameras at the eurovision turquoise carpet but the message is loud and clear. we see the flags, we hear the chanting, and we see through your bullshit