HotMess_Actual 🏳️‍⚧️

Surrounded by litter, a mid-sized dog crate sits at the end of a rainy, uncovered alleyway somewhere in Seattle.

Imagine going through an ugly breakup with your puppygirl-gf while she throws her stuff into her crate.

Klingon Truckers "Today is a good day to supply!"

Talking to your cat is an important and genuine communication vector.

Estradiol: 793pg/mL

Think I accidentally used my gf's estrogen vial when we were in a hurry

Pets love to show up like, "Hello, I am *Mystery Wet.*" Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps I explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps I sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. I love our little mysteries."

I'm not pansexual,
but cast-iron is cast-iron

I'm available 😇

Were you able to find one?

Poll: Should trans staff be allowed in female locker rooms? No: 37.8% Yes: 61.9% Undecided: 0.3%

This really seems like the sort of thing you should have verified by a neutral, unbiased, titally norml 3rd party

What if we were girls and we were both worms?

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

So excited for Torment Nexus Premium

I think Capitalism's most convincing selling point is that there's an entire school of thought dedicated to making our lives more obnoxious, stressful, inconvenient, inefficient, unhealthy, unfulfilling, addictive, and ugly.

You mean Robonia?

Save it, see it through to its natural conclusion, then go back and fork it off where it started.

Now your book has alt reality DLC.

Random men on the street, to me:
"Put your shirt on!"

Me, without missing a beat:
"Put it on me yourself!"

Just saw a little girl galavanting around a parking lot with a foam sword.

Godspeed Little Lesbian 😇🤭

Thinking about casting Powerword: KYS on the government

Them: "So you asked me over to sit on your face, you even made me cum, and you don't want anything in return?"

Me: "Yeah, pretty much."

Them: "Okay, but why?"

Me: "… … … 🤷‍♀️ For the love of the game?"

I don't know what I'm doing with my life but I know I'm winning at it

SISTER I'M NOT ONE TO JUDGE HOW ANOTHER MF GETS 'ER REVS UP BECAUSE HUMAN SEXUALITY IS A NUANCED AND DYNAMIC EXPRESSION OF EACH INDIVIDUAL, BUT WHEN I RIDE A GIRL'S HOG I PREFER TO HOLD MY MF'IN ARMS UP LIKE I'M ON THE ROAD JUST CRANKING MY MF'IN HOG LIKE GOD INTENDED

Someone get this lunatic a whiteboard before they stop talking

Would recommend @sylveonina.bsky.social

Always nice to know how someone wants their head emptied 😇

:Watching my tits jiggle as I stand naked in the mirror and gently bounce in place:

"I feel like transphobes haven't considered this."

Putting the anime-tiddie jiggle physics on elf ears

Stalking my cat like a large predator and giving him kisses if I catch him

… gotta have a fall-guy

Have you considered liquefaction?