Wait. Why haven’t we got a Bernadette/Mandy Last 5 Years?

10.05.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dropped my antidepressant into my keyboard.
I hope you’re happy now…

09.05.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hot take:
Love pretzels. Love soft pretzels. Soft pretzels usually are ruined with too much salt. And the salt that covers them is so abrasive and takes over the whole palette & you lose the taste of the pretzel.
I want a soft pretzel *lightly* salted with a salt that has a delicate salinity. 🥨

20.03.2025 19:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gagged.

02.03.2025 22:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a picture of a man with the words good bye darling and good luck on it ALT: a picture of a man with the words good bye darling and good luck on it

Someone once told me that Whitney’s voice ‘really isn’t that good’.
It was the beginning of the end of our friendship.

29.01.2025 20:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you know you can hire me for weddings?

Act 1 (Ceremony): I’ll sing the most beautiful love songs. Everyone will be in tears.

Act 2 (Reception): My one-man production of ‘The Last 5 Years’ sung in it’s entirety. Everyone will be in tears.

29.11.2024 20:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My younger self would be pretty damn pleased with where my life is right now.

My 15 year old self would never want to speak to me again because I wasn’t at the midnight premiere of Wicked.

Balance.

25.11.2024 03:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0