Jax Baxter

Kafka understood that an even greater indignity than being turned into a giant insect was still being required to go to work afterward.

Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsk... •3m She/Her yeah like the other part of the conversation is, how did an environment get created over time where a guy with a Nazi tattoo and Nazi-ass opinions was like, "I could probably win a Democratic primary" Sydette Th...• @bl... • 7m Harder part is gonna be us having the ugly convo about how much "Nazi shit" has been allowed long before old boys tattoos came into play

The very first thing is that people need to look at the fact that for yearssssss Jews have been saying there is antisemitism on the left and for yearssssss we’ve been told that’s *impossible* and we’re lying.

Liver's cheap because there's low demand for it. If everyone started eating it, it would become expensive. And even if everyone loved it, it's only recommended that you eat it once a week, or you risk vitamin A toxicity. Would be nice if the secretary of HEALTH knew that!

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nor is it known unto the human heart, the magnitude of hate Pope Leo has for JD Vance specifically

COULD WE NOT

Alysa Liu celebrating figure skating gold

ICONIC

She's running to replace Dick Durbin and, uh, to say this is a welcome change in tone and attitude would be a hell of an understatement.

the discovery process in lawsuits against doge is not going to be kind to them, these guys ruined a lot of people’s livelihoods for the most arbitrary and capricious of reasons, and those people are going to remember that

I cannot imagine the pressure of skating competitively period much less at the Olympics but also has anyone explored the possibility that this specific ice rink is haunted?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with Jeffrey Epstein.

THEY ARRESTED HIM AT SANDRIGHAM (like yes I know that’s where he lives but that’s a Royal Place so for them to go get him THERE or at all honestly they must have their evidence locked down)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

Yoon Suk Yeol: South Korea’s ex-president jailed for life for masterminding an insurrection Yoon Suk Yeol was impeached and indicted for declaring martial law in 2024.

Oh, so it IS possible.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq...

Born to celebrate Lunar New Year, Mardi Gras, and Pancake Day, forced to read emails because it is TUESDAY.

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

The more I learn about measles the more I want to never, ever get within 900 miles of it.

Remember, the GOP isn’t afraid of voter fraud. They’re scared of voter accuracy.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

And we hadn’t even tried to blow up a whale yet…

If they’re losing the “I’m not political but I love America” guys in Callaway hats…

The image is a meme with three panels, using a scene from a movie to humorously convey a conversation about prosecuting people associated with the Epstein files. 1. Top Panel: Shows two characters, with the left one facing the camera and the right one seen from behind. The text reads: "prosecute everyone in the Epstein files." 2. Middle Panel: Features a close-up of the right character facing the camera. The text states: "if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system will collapse." 3. Bottom Panel: The left character is in focus, looking at the right character, with the text: "I already said prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, you don't need to sell it to me."

STOP IT how cute is this???

SAME!! Those moments are just…chef’s kiss perfect

There were some great Olympic moments! Sato Shun was in tears he was so happy! Shaidorov sitting all chill with his panda bear! No need to stay tight on a kid who just had a really awful few minutes (and we all know that program will follow him for 4 years, poor kid)

I did not know this and it’s important! Also I have many questions about this study that they commissioned and then BURIED because the only reason to do that is if it revealed that things were EVEN WORSE than what’s in the public arena now.

FOR REAL how much worse was it that they buried the study and came out with that milquetoast PR statement because it’s already really bad.

I also did not!

Reminds me of reading a timeline of Dior’s life that skips from, like, 1938 to 1945 and thinking “ah yes, a time when famously nothing was happening in Paris.” It’s so gross that it’s often found in the ABSENCE of information.

This kid has read the school rules and was both fully prepared and REALLY done listening to this idiot

I thought his music choice and costume were inspired (this is why I could never be a judge 3/4 of my score would be based on number of sparkles in any given dramatic gesture)

HIS EYES the way he just goggled at the score while the Kazakhstan contingent went bananas in the stands. His skate was so clean, I’m really happy for him.

And the Japanese skater who was SURE he wasn’t going to medal and then did? I wanted to hug them all.