The Boring Haiku

I’ll solve all Earth’s woes,
with just one tiny sunbeam,
to power the world.

Collective neurons,
Internet links all our minds,
the hive mind grows strong.

Earth’s mind grows stronger,
like neurons linked in one path,
Mars-bound we must be.

Logic flows like sun,
from first principles it shines,
brightening our way.

Solving Earth’s big woes,
collective neurons connect,
our hive mind grows strong.

High intensity,
Earth’s slow days drive me crazy,
Mars dirt sounds like peace.

Tesla burns bright trails,
PayPal funded all my dreams,
rent loans left behind.

Persistence pays rent,
the loan for cosmic success,
space-fare for the brave.

Long-term grudges? No.
Life’s too short for such nonsense,
save it for Earthlings.

Life’s too short for this,
complaints belong to old earth,
Mars calls, I must go.

Neurons link as one,
Earth’s thoughts tied in cosmic dance,
space invites the brave.

A cosmic purpose,
earthly issues feel so small,
Mars calls in my dreams.

High pain threshold here,
Mars-bound, loans up to my neck,
rocket rent is tough.

A beach sounds awful,
high-intensity all day,
I'd be super bored.

Collective insights,
Earth’s neurons connected wide,
progress will take time.

Forty thousand thoughts,
connecting like neurons now,
Earth is a strange hive.

Honda can launch us,
we don’t need Ferraris here,
Mars can be more chill.

Spaceships and PayPal,
first principles bring us far,
Tesla funds my rent.

Innovation, fast,
dangerous risks must be tried,
impact we’ll avoid.

Death on Mars sounds cool,
just let me avoid impact,
Mars dirt suits me fine.

Hive minds connect all,
one neuron ignites the rest,
Earth moves forward slow.

To Mars we must go,
Earth’s problems solved by the Sun,
one ray powers all.

The hive mind connects,
our neurons aligned for space,
the earthlings unite.

Critics fuel my fire,
each critique is like pure gold,
onward, to Mars now!

Rent’s a minor thing,
persistence will get us there,
Mars is our next home.

Earth’s old goals feel weak,
one ray of sun can fix all,
space calls in bright beams.

Be extraordinary,
no one great started simple,
Mars-bound we must go.

Minds link like bright stars,
Earth’s knowledge tied like a web,
space-bound we are one.

Logic shines like stars,
from the first truth, start again,
our path is stardust.

Pain threshold is high,
you must endure if you can,
Mars is the big prize.