the clarity enjoyer

It’s a photo of me in a dodgy Marie antoinette look

have a cake or w/e idk im not good at history

[american voice] my friend craig caught the plague

i used to think that the labour right were kinda clever for the way they destroyed him but it turns out that he basically just let them, exactly like he's doing now loooool

saw some countryside!!

just said 谢谢 to the justeat person it’s all over for me

Road sign proudly displaying the name Lacock

everywhere i go i’m thinking abt that bottom surge (but this time in a funny french accent)

finally bought some cute stiletto ankle boots i've wanted for ages so i can pretend i'm a tall baddie >:)

i'm off that polanski (progesterone 200mg)

having a cold and not being able to do anything w your voice is the fucking worst. I sound like a truck driver that would have a food-based nickname

AWS being down is the closest I get to a snow day as an adult

we need to get chasers into the highest levels of government so we can secure ffs on the nhs

don't ever wanna get my hopes up about a politician again but I am really loving this guy...

I would like to apologise to the entire country for drinking panda pops in a big hall with my friends at age 11

gonna need compensation for the damage this shit has caused to all of our mental health

I’ve got a few pairs and always find their jeans to be pretty good! Their other stuff is really variable tho in my experience

Girl drinking matcha captioned ‘girl who is going to be okay’

gic 2nd appointment booked and having less ‘I will never be able to get srs’ breakdowns :)

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

a lot of stuff people like him say makes more sense if you imagine him saying it with one hand

one thing I love about Zack’s response here is if you’re chill and just say yes, it makes the other person look so fucking deranged and weird 🥰🥰🥰

fucking difficult watch but thank u Zack u are the best ❤️❤️❤️

the sophie bgm 😭😭😭😭😭😭

they should invent a new kind of person that can’t see your side profile

successfully dodged the 'how do you masturbate' question btw

let's go 2/2 on this with the 2nd appointment!!

the way I know this guy has more than a few bon mots to share about obscure tv shows and cutlery etiquette 🥰

got my gic first appointment booked it's happening gang :)

before / after Thinking About Your Soul

ever since watching Rehearsal s2 I can only see the guy who’s banned from every dating app once ppl start talking like this

Just got a call and I have been cast in Avengers Doomsday.

I will play the sexy MILF doctor that graduated from Harvard via online classes and became a 6 figure freelance blogger, similar to my real life.

sussex gic is up to the 2022 referrals at the mo

he can do no wrong 2 me…