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Meme from nightmare before Christmas saying 364 to Halloween

Only day you can post this

Ok but it's not as cool to complain about my drinking habits as it is to complain about hurting from a pathetic workout

OIOOOOO THAT LIOKS SO YUMMY!!!!!

Threw the rice into a cooker with some steak seasonings, tossed the broccoli into the same pan as the beef with some fresh garlic and A1 sauce, split a lemon between them, put the steak on low for the latter half until the rice was done, pretty tasty for like 4 bucks worth of food lmao

Steak, broccoli, garlic, and rice all cooked and in a bowl (it was delicious)

Oiuuugh....fulltymmy...

Been doing 30 pushups (10 + 3 sets) and a minute plank before I shower for the past month. I strictly do it so I have something to complain about in the morning

A female anthropomorphic Feline with Gray and Brown Fur Looms over the viewer. She is wearing a Dark tactical Leotard with the Korps Helix Patter on the shoulder and a skull marker on one of the breasts. A steel collar hangs around her Neck, her head is bowed down slightly. Blue, messy hair in a side cut hangs over the Metal Korps Drone Visor covering her eyes. The Metal Visor has 4 Red lenses on its side, and wraps around her to metal plates affixed on the back of her head. One of her thing fingerd, and long fingernail clawed hands holds a Combat knife up. She's lit up in a red glow from below, streaks of red rising up into a dark blue and green background.

Heroes beware, this Drone is prowling the Streets and someone lowered the Combat Inhibitor.

We have Nobel Goals but, as a good little Drone for our Villainous Overlords; Wetwork isn't beyond us.

Korps Universe Setting belongs to @korpspropaganda.bsky.social
Art by @barladera.bsky.social

Whoa dude!

Ouuuugh

a wild animal ordering you to take your own collar off to expose your neck for their teeth

WHO WANTS TO SEE HOW HIGH THIS THING CAN GET BEFORE REALITY LOSES COHESION AND SHE LETS GO OF IT IN EXCHANGE FOR MIND OBLITERATING HEADPATS!!!

What?!?! Me?!?!?! This goofball?!?!?! I would NEVER be horny on main

The "What do you mean, I'm a person you idiot" to "ARFARFARF PLEASE LET YOUR DOG FINISH PLEAAAAASE"

For a moment I was like "magic wand? Is that for controlling the TV? Damn, I need to get on that" before I remembered that Hitachi makes artillery LMFAO

As Hurricane Melissa makes historic landfall in Jamaica and communities in Alaska deal with the fallout of major flooding, our channel is making a change.

Starting this Saturday (11/1), our streams for Arc 4 will regularly raise funds to support communities impacted by environmental catastrophe. 🧵

Mecore

AND EDAMAMES! My mom eats edamames like french fries, and that helps her out too from what I understand.

My mom gets vitamins from the doctors and it REALLY helped hers, I think the trick is B-something and some more fish in your diet. Them vitamin pills she got works a TRICK through, it's good stuff

"Your post-pen action is just laughable, I should call you a peashooter with that"

AMAZING PHOTO LMAOOO

"Don't get the dog riled up!"
Me and the dog:

Ouuugh, I demand eepy cuddles

Imma call the machine shop first methinks, that's quite a thing for them to just glaze over. They decked it, I feel like it should be perfect ykwim?

Crack? Surface finish problem? I don't know, let's find out!

Kinda pissed about this. It's a nail catcher, I don't know if it's a crack or what. Either way, I'm gonna throw a headgasket on it and it BETTER NOT FUCKING LEAK

YEEEEEE
YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYAPYIPYIPPAYAIP
EEEEEEE

Pleasepleasepleaseppleasepleaseolease

Chevrolet gen 1 small block, all cleaned up and machined in the back of my car :3

YAAAYYIPYIPYAAAYYIPYAAAYYIPYAAYYREEEYAAAAYHEEHEHEHEHEEH

I LOVE SMALL BLOCKS

EEEEE

ROAD TRIP!!!!!!

HELL YEAH!!!